Banana farmer, Barry, has the biggest manboobs in all of Queensland. Sexy, twenty two year old twink, Greg, is keen on any man that is beefy and furry and he has a thing about big bazookas on a man. When the two meet the sparks fly. Barry invites Greg back to the farm to meet his wife, Sandy, because she has to give her seal of approval before Barry can have some frisky fun and offer up his big bongos. At just 7 250 words long this is a very quick read but if you want to get your knickers ...

Raunchy Rural Romps contains three short stories about lusty farmers and small town studs: The Farmer, His Wife and His Boyfriend, Small Town Shenanigans and Chasing Chubs. It is stuffed full of easy going men who swing any which way they fancy and are partial to having some hot man-on-man fun, often, surprisingly, with the permission, and even encouragement, of their wives.

How did Nietzsche the philosopher come into being? The Nietzsche known today did not develop 'naturally', through the gradual maturation of some inborn character. Instead, from an early age he engaged in a self-conscious campaign to follow his own guidance, thereby cultivating the critical capacities and personal vision which figure in his books. As a result, his published works are steeped in values that he discovered long before he mobilised their results. Indeed, one could argue that th...

Try searching for erotic stories about men with big butts and not very much comes up. I want to change that. This story is for people who love big-butted males. We're not talking slightly full seats here: we're talking massive booty, rambunctious rumps, ample asses and big, beautiful bums. We're talking about real men. When Todd stops to get a cold drink in a small town on a hot day he gets more than he bargained for. The twenty three year old, pretty, blonde twink has a fetish for big-but...

Each of the stories in this book are just 3 000 words long and are perfect for when you are short of time but still want some steamy romance in your life. If you enjoy juicy man-on-man encounters this is the book for you. The Man With the Thighs A stranded gay twink meets a very accommodating beefy farmer. Spank My Bottom The boss decides to spank an under-performing salesman, and makes his dream come true. Pastor Phil's Passion Pastor Phil thought that he had prayed the gay away, but ther...

As the name suggests, this collection of jokes, straight from the author's pen, is dirty, rude and lusty. The jokes are also filthy, naughty, smutty, crude, explicit, x-rated and risqué and are intended for Adults Only. If you need a smile or a chuckle, and you want some original jokes, come on in for a bit of naughty fun.

The Beefy Manifesto is a praise poem celebrating the beauty of big men. We shall be husky, stocky, burly, chunky or beefy We shall stroll the streets on a slow rotation Of ball of foot, and heel Of meaty cheeks slowly bouncing high and low We shall demand attention wherever we go Folks will stop and stare But we won’t care As we present beef on the bone Man made of fur, fat and muscle. We present the Beefy Manifesto We present not arms but our manly charms…

Sometimes a little filth can be exactly what the doctor ordered. As the name of the book suggests these are not clean jokes and they are intended for adults only. Park you worries and troubles at the door and lose yourself in this collection of original jokes. If you enjoy blue humour, and are tired of rehashed and over-circulated jokes, Filthy Jokes for Adults will provide hours of filthy, smutty, naughty, dirty and risqué fun. These jokes were not harvested from the internet but written ...

Little white lies - we all tell them from time to time, and for a variety of reasons. This is a humorous look at the porkies that we tell and what we probably really mean when we tell them. Please note that this book contains some adult language and humour.

Lars has always been ashamed of his very large bottom and it has blighted his relationships with women. When a stranger arrives in the back-of-beyond little town that Lars lives in, and takes a shine to him, Lars is shocked to discover that Dix is crazy about his big booty. Despite this, Lars is drawn to Dix and the two men soon become friends. As time goes by they are drawn closer and closer together, and Lars finds himself questioning the very nature of love. One day Dix tells Lars that ...

Are you tired of internet-harvested jokes that have been doing the rounds for ages? Are you sick of mean, disrespectful and stereotypical gay jokes? Had enough of standard jokes that simply substitute gay for someone else and call themselves gay jokes? You'll not find any of those here. When you're done reading the jokes there are some funny yet erotic stories for you to read. If you want some over-the-top naughty entertainment download this book now!

I came across a piece of writing which had imagery that was so unusual, and startling, that it brought a smile to my lips. I wanted to pay homage by incorporating a little of that into some short, absurd and bizarre stories. I like a little absurdity; it makes the mundane more bearable. Some writers aim for perfection but perhaps I'm on an opposite trajectory here. I just wanted to have a little fun and I hope that you might have fun reading these bizarre little tales. This is a very, very...