PoisonBy: A.J. BarnesTaking place in a compound, this romantic fantasy with a science fiction twist will have readers falling in love as the main characters do.Rose, a powerful leading character with magical powers, is being pursued by an evil queen. As she is trying to fight this ongoing battle, Rose comes across Finn, a mysterious man turned lover. With many obstacles to overcome, watch their true love story unfold.About the AuthorThroughout her lif...

If celebrities that have gone to a better place could come back and give us one piece of priceless advice, what would it be?Karen Carpenter: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.John F. Kennedy: Don't mess with Texas.Mama Cass: Chew your food thoroughly and carefully.James Dean: Click it or ticket!From presidents to pop stars, Advice from Dead Celebrities imagines what pearls of wisdom the dearly (sometimes dark...

The hilarious instant New York Times bestseller, The Hunger Pains is a loving parody of the dystopian YA novel and film, The Hunger Games.Winning means wealth, fame, and a life of therapy losing means death, but also fame! This is The Hunger Pains.When Kantkiss Neverclean replaces her sister as a contestant on the Hunger Games—the second-highest-rated reality TV show in Peaceland, behind Extreme Home Makeover...

A titillating mashup of an erotic bestseller and a romantic classic, peppered with puns, this eBook is sure to satisfy those who love Fifty Shades of Grey and Pride and Prejudice!When Mr. Elliot Bingley comes to court Lizzy Bennet’s sister, she meets his mysterious, grey-eyed friend, a Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy. It takes only one meeting before Lizzy is lured into Darcy’s secret world of lascivious practices and lusty urges. Her heart...

The Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce: Explore the realm of satire and wordplay with Ambrose Bierce's "The Devil's Dictionary." This satirical lexicon presents humorous and often irreverent definitions of words and phrases, offering a cynical and witty commentary on language, society, and human nature. Bierce's sharp wit and acerbic humor create a memorable collection.Why This Book? "The Devil's Dictiona...

From the legendary comedic scholars who illuminated the tour de force Twilight so brilliantly in the New York Times bestselling Nightlight comes The Hunger Pains, a hilarious send-up of the immensely popular dystopian young adult novel, The Hunger Games.The classic parody of The Lord of the Rings is back! With a brand-new “boreword” by Henry Beard.The Power almighty rests in this Lone Ring.

From the authors of the New York Times bestselling parody The Hunger Pains, this fresh take on J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Hobbit is a hilarious send-up of Middle-earth, publishing just in time for the major motion picture release of The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug.The sequel to the parody of the sequel to the prequel to The Lord of the RingsWhen Aaron Sorkinshield and his band of Little Pe...

If a mountain man felt compelled to dance, how would he do it? If koala bears could talk, what would they say? And what’s the right pickup line, if you’re a necrophiliac? (Maybe “I’m pretty sure I’m not going to get you pregnant.”)In the throes of debates like these, we’re lucky to have the learned people of McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, America's best low-budget humor website, and their edifying work. From their best-looking writers comes this collection of over three hu...

Flann O'Brien took his bicycle to all the Dublin pubs—but it couldn't handlebars! ☘️If that made you grin, you're in for a proper Irish laugh!Irish Puns & Jokes is a lively, laugh-out-loud collection of wordplay, wit, and irreverent humor inspired by the Emerald Isle. From cheeky political quips to playful jabs at Irish celebrities and cultural quirks, this book delivers quick-fire fun for anyone who enjoys clever punchlines and sh...

The recent discovery of the ancient Ethernets has forever altered the way humanity views its past. Among the many amazing findings is a rich trove of Facebook dispatches that date back to the beginning of time itself. Now a selection of these lost Facebook updates is at last available for the world to see!Noted historians Brylon K. Tilgh, Ph.D., and Dr. Tony Cougarmouth have carefully selected the best status updates, profile pages, and late-night exchanges...

A collection of the best of The Harvard Lampoon—the spawning ground for Hollywood’s elite comedy writers and New Yorker humorists—revealing the hidden gems from their 140-year history.Since its inception in 1876, The Harvard Lampoon has become a farm system for Hollywood’s best and most revered comedy writers. Lampoon alumni can be found behind the scenes of sitcoms and late-night shows, including Saturday Night Live, The Sim...

Tim Nyberg, author of the hilarious, definitive guide to practical jokes, is back with The Practical Joker's Handbook: The Sequel. This compendium of all-new practical jokes is a wild, diabolical follow-up to the original.Like The Practical Joker's Handbook, this sequel is built upon contributions submitted to his Web site from Nyberg's fans.Of course, the entertaining Nyberg has sifted though his warped fans' merciless suggestions to weed out the dangerou...