Lovelife Stories, by Bob Singer, is a collection of short stories about love and life and laughter and sex... especially sex. Lovelife Stories tells real life stories, about sex in a flower garden, sex in a college dorm, sex in a basketball gymnasium, sex in the ocean, sex on the road, sex on a bike, sex on a motorcycle, and even, sex in bed. Lovelife Stories could possibly be the funniest book you'll ever read on the subject of love and life and sex. As the author says, "Sex is easy. Wome...

Draw 50 Animal ‘Toons shows aspiring artists how to draw with ease by following simple, step-by-step instructions. Acclaimed author Lee J. Ames helps you bring to life a skateboarding crocodile, a funky monkey, and a juggling seal. Also included are dinosaurs, flamingos, squirrels, gorillas, and a whole spectrum of fun-loving animals.Lee J. Ames’s drawing method has proven successful for children and adults alike over the past thirty years. The twenty-seven books in the

Falling for the Marine (A McCade Brothers Novel) by Samanthe Beck:Pretending to be in love has never felt so sexy.USMC helicopter pilot Michael McCade has two goals: Get his damn back into alignment and keep his nose clean until his ultra-conservative commanding officer clears him to fly again. The doctor-recommended massage therapy seems like a necessary evil if he's to return to the cockpit, but when his too-hot-to-handle neighbor turns out to be his masseuse, he ...

PARIS: FRENCH KISSLONDON: THE NAUGHTY CHAIRTHAILAND: SATIN STROKESSPAIN: FANTASY BOXBEIJING: HONEYLINGUSISRAEL: WARRIOR PRINCESSSWITZERLAND: DINING IN THE DARKHAVANA: UNDENIABLY SEXYAND MANY MORE...AWAKEN YOUR SEX LIFE WITH SECRET SEDUCTIONS FROM EVERY CORNER OF THE WORLD.Unseal Each Page Of This Book For Heart-Racing Passion. Feel your anticipation grow as you plan a seductio...

"When bad sex happens to good people, there is no recourse like full disclosure," is the motto of Worst Laid Plans, a collection of forty probably-too-intimate, but shockingly funny, true-life tales of lust gone wrong. The stories are divided into themed sections including Foreign Affairs ("When bad sex goes abroad"), Self-Help ("Love thyself…but do it carefully"), On the Rebound ("The art of getting back in-and-out-there"), Mob Mentality (People will do things in groups they woul...

Hi there! My name is Stella Bella. Earlier this evening I was on a date with an admittedly handsome guy who had everything to offer. Or so his dating profile told me. And then, on our date, he told me again. And again. And while he refused to let me get a word in edge-wise, he told me again. He was either nervous or completely self-absorbed. And all I could think was, "Good grief, Stella, just imagine how he'd be in bed if he's this narcissistic with conversation!"As he told me abo...

As the name of this book suggests, these jokes are for adults only, and are not for prudes or anyone who is even mildly offended by vulgar, smutty, dirty, filthy, naughty, risqué and crude humour. I needed a break from writing romance and erotica and tried my hand at something light-hearted. I hope that you enjoy it. These are not like the stereotypical nude-nudge, wink-wink LGBT jokes of old. These are original jokes for people who celebrate diversity.

He's the red-hot rockstar with a secretEven if he doesn't know it yet…I've got a shocking surprise for himQuadruplets, and they're his!I'm a model, top of the catwalk, and top of my gameSo why do I feel like I'd prefer to be elsewhere?Photography is my passion, and I've just found the perfect thing to photograph…Rian Cassady, rock god among menAnd I'm ready to worship him, alrightWe hit it off immediately,

Warning: Inappropriate Joking Ahead!Bring your dad jokes to the next level with this questionable collection of inappropriate and dirty puns, riddles, and one-liners! Not for the faint of heart, this book will make you the king of the barroom conversation and the bane of your family get-togethers! They’ll never want to take you anywhere after you break out jokes such as:What has a hundred balls and screws old women? BingoWhy didn’t the toile...

Feeling blue? Indulge yourself with this fabulous line-up of some of the friskiest films of all time. Some of them real, some of them imagined, these titillating titles are accompanied by anatomically unimaginable illustrations. This book of sexy spoof movies will have you hooting with disbelief, wincing with wonder and guffawing at its audacity and just plain rudeness. From Lord of the G-Strings: The Twins Shower to The Sperminator, the delectably wicked Arsula Undress's uproarious and un...

Live Nude Elf chronicles Reverend Jen's two-year stint as sex columnist for nerve.com; she details her “sexperiments,” ranging from harrowing (working as a live nude girl at “Wiggles”) to embarrassing (fellatio school) to transcendent (reaching a mystical state through tantric sex). Along the way there is transvestitism, female ejaculation, opium smoking, and heartbreak.In the Rev's “art star” world, where a young bisexual boy named Orion has sex ...

Fun, simple and entertaining – this book will help the complete novice turn out professional looking cartoons in minutes. Suitable for all age groups.