“Join me, babes!” she urged Rod as she quickly turned on the hot tap, then the cold. The steaming water flowed over her face and breasts down to her carnal crevasse. “Come on! Let’s celebrate the beginning of your new life”. “I’m not exactly sure”, Rod replied. “But there’s something you’re deliberately keeping from me – something of great significance to either me or both of us. The word ‘subterfuge’ comes to mind”. The crazy thought that Linda and Bill could be colluding a...

In the dying city of Ctesiphon, a female jackrabbit is at the culmination of her decade-spanning search to track down the very same hero that had saved the world before: The Slayer. She will attempt to petition him for a special kind of tutelage, one which the wolf fears above all else.This audiobook is fully casted, with every dialogue dramatized by 60 individual voice actors!Last Fables: Fraudewolf is an anthropomorphic high fantasy, where a hero single-handedly brought a...

From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of The Giver of Stars and the forthcoming Someone Else's Shoes, discover the love story that captured over 20 million hearts in Me Before You, After You, and Still Me.They had nothing in common until love gave them everything to lose . . .Louisa Clark is an ordinary girl living an exceedingly ordinary life—steady boyfriend, close family—who has barely been fa...

Sometimes Cupid has his own agenda.Carpenter Peter takes his hyperactive ten-year-old nephew to play in the park with his home-made bow and arrows -- but makes the mistake of closing his eyes for a minute. Alerted by a yell of pain, he's mortified to find that Kevin has shot a tall, handsome stranger in the rear end. Especially when Kevin suggests Peter should kiss it better!Cultured lawyer Edward doesn't seem to mind. An embarrassing encounter leads to a hot date -- but Pe...

This is How It Works,This is the kind of thing we might be doing on vacation.Not All That Mountain Climbing You Have In Mind.Tickles. Tickles.Do you want me to stop?No.However, the time now is 6:15.- 6:15?- Mm-hmmOh, I Have to Run.It's my turn in the kitchen tonight.Do not even consider doing it.

"The literary equivalent of the When Harry Met Sally line, 'tell me I'll never be out there again'." —JoJo Moyes, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Me Before YouNora Ephron meets Bridget Jones's Diary in Guardian columnist Stella Grey's heartrendingly honest, witty memoir about her online odyssey to find real love in a virtual world.Singers may croon about love being lovelier the second tim...

'Okay I'm sorry but I don't want to have a meal. I want to talk and find out a bit more about you and ideally have sex. Or maybe not full sex but – I need to be home by 11 p.m.'Dating again after a complex break-up, Jessie is trying to get her personal life in order – before her kids wake up.From actress, comedian, writer and doodler Jessie Cave, Sunrise is an honest, tender-hearted and uproariously funny story about crying in the woods, sexual accidents, ...

Worst. Christmas. EVER >.Before Paul left Hayley for a blonde stick insect and a job in Wellington, he and Hayley—mostly Hayley—liked to host Christmas lunch. Join them for the Christmas before the pancakes hit the fan—in the book One Skid Mark—and enjoy a festive southern hemisphere Christmas lunch with Hayley's dysfunctional yet loveable family—and Paul.Hilarity ensues as Hayley hosts the Christmas lunch from hell. Whatever can go wrong, will on...

The hilariously candid story of an unbelievably dysfunctional and disintegrating relationship.When her beloved Jack got banged up in a mental hospital after trying to sail down the Thames in a makeshift raft, Linda didn’t take the hint. Instead, she married him and moved to San Francisco, where she planned to get ahead. Alas, her blue-skied visions hadn’t included unemployment, arguments, or Jack’s desire to sleep with as many women as he could get his hands on.As romance t...

I could just imagine my mother’s face when she saw me—her troublemaking youngest daughter, the university dropout who worked in a bar—turning up hung-over and in a ridiculously tiny miniskirt... Ah, to be the black sheep of the family…Eight years ago, Charlie lost her brother in a mountaineering accident. She’s come a long way since, or rather has fallen a long way down…A drop out, an alcoholic, and promiscuous to boot, she is a constant disappointment to her family.

When someone throws a rock through an elementary school’s window, two seemingly ordinary kids decide to find out who. Joined together they have to race against the clock, with very little evidence to go on and almost no leads. For Andrew Reynolds and Ashley Simmons, The Case of the Shattered Window will be difficult to solve, but not impossible. As the first in a new series, this children’s mystery novel is sure not to disappoint and will keep you waiting for the next one.