In his hilarious yet disturbing (because it's so true) book Creepiosity: A Hilarious Guide to the Unintentionally Creepy, comedy writer David Bickel presents readers with 100 of the most unsettling everyday things, such as grown men in Boy Scout uniforms, old ladies with really long hair, fish with people faces, lifelike baby dolls, and much more.Bickel infuses each subject with comedic insight into what exactly makes it creepy and provides an appropriately hilarious photo...

From the hilarious, award-winning actor, comedian, and host of The View , a book that offers an alternative perspective on marriage and relationships.Marriage isn't for everyone. Being alone can be satisfying. What's most important is that you're happy. Whoopi Goldberg has astonished us with her career as an actor, comedian, singer, author, political activist, and talk show host—now, she's written a book that is sure to r...

For 25 years, there's always been a home in Uncle John's Bathroom Reader for those times in life you wish you could take back--"oops" moments, embarrassing accidents, spectacular failures. Because we never get tired of reading about unfortunate accidents (as long as they're happening to someone else), here is a whole book of "the best of the worst," the troubling and funny stories of things got terribly awry. Read all about:* The little math error that took down a spaceship.* A sexy stimul...

The Scottish language is rich in proverbs, sayings, maxims and wise aphorisms. Sadly, in the transition from the abacus to the computer, most of these have become outdated. This great little gift book thrusts these expressions into the 21st century providing millennia of wisdom in a practical modern format. It covers everything from bagpipes to whisky with a few mentions of our dear neighbours, the Sassenachs, thrown in. So whether you are Scottish, a tourist visiting Scotland, an illegal ...

From the market leader in true facts comes a big book of hilariously false information.The crackpot staff of the Bathroom Readers’ Institute is out of control. After 25 years of laboriously researching facts and verifying them and then verifying them again, Uncle John’s mischievous minions decided to blow off a little steam. The result: Fake Facts. It’s stuff that isn’t even remotely true--we just made it sound real. Why? Because it’s really funny. Fak...

Camera: A handy device useful for blackmailing family members; Makeup: Goopy substances applied by women to their faces in order to hide their true appearance; Diet: A method of self-punishment; Insect: Any creeping life form that tends to freak-out humans on sight; National Debt: A sum so great it cannot be fathomed; Opinions: Those nasty notions of stupidity possessed by everyone else but us; Paper Cut: The most painful of all maladies; Politician: Someone skilled in pretending concern f...

True Tales of the ridiculous, the silly, and the just plain weird cases doctors face—lampooning the medical bureaucracy that makes practicing medicine and getting medical care such a headache.Doctors have a sick sense of humor. This is the deep, dark, and hilarious secret of the medical profession revealed by the irreverent Dr. Douglas Farrago in his popular satirical magazine, Placebo Journal—affectionately known by its thousands of fanatic readers as “

More pictures of flowers, all of them close-ups this time. Take a close look at the incredible beauty at the center of a flower. Check out the details of the structure, see the symmetry, marvel at the vast array of colors. Enjoy nature's art.

This highly entertaining volume features dozens of immersive, trippy, funny, meditative, and mind-bending images ideal for stoned contemplation.Have you ever really looked at a book? The state of being high rewards deep attention, and lots of things can seem really, really interesting. It might be a spot on the ceiling, or an oddly-shaped tortilla chip, or a bit of wood grain. But why settle for staring at the coffee table? What if there was a boo...

Quick fiction for readers on the go!Quick fiction for readers on the go! Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Presents Flush Fiction is a tantalizing collection of 88 short-short stories custom-picked for the Bathroom Reader aficionado. We scoured the nation for talented writers and asked them to send us their best quick reads. The result: mysteries, horror, sci-fi, adventure, plenty of laughs--and a few gasps--in these startling short stories. They’re li...

Your child does not have to be a science geek to truly understand the different states of matter. This picture book will serve as an excellent introduction to the subject. With the concepts broken down and presented in cool graphics, young learners will be encouraged to study and love these fundamental scientific concepts. Grab a copy of this book today!

Pierre Renee shows objects, built by nature but do make visible features in different ways. They are isolated for getting a better look to these objects with omitting large explanations and not to interfere with the background of the original photo. If You think about the sober term pareidolia or You feel transported into a magical enchanted forest it's Yours. These are art's objects of the nature and photographed as they was seen. This is book 2 of the series Recognize (Nature's Art).