26,000 words 18+ Erotic fantasy and science fiction stories. How did the prince awaken the sleeping beauty? Where did Dave go every Friday night, and what did he do that he didn't want anybody to know about? Do genies still grant three wishes? Can a man wake up from cryogenic sleep with an erection? All these questions are answered in this economic bundle.Stories included in this bundle:A Sleeping Beauty (an erotic retelling of the classic fairytale)Dave's Blow Job (a ...

(2800 words) (Warning: this story contains oral sex.) I always wondered why my friend Dave, who clearly wasn't gay, never hung out with the guys on Friday night, and he never had a girlfriend, nor seemed interested in getting one. One night my curiosity got the best of me so I followed him and spied on him. What I found out blew me away.

An erotic sword & sorcery parody. 18+An aged witch comes out of the desert and confronts Erectus about his responsibility for letting the Genie Elppin out of her bottle. Together they gather Erectus's friends and rescue the Royal Wizard, Elrod the Magnificent, from Elppin's genies. Contains"The Witch Shehada Phynsetta", "The Genie's Plan", "The Witch In The Palace", "The Genies On The Mountain"

(21600 words) An erotic fairy tale; 18+. Jack saves a knee-high fairy woman from two ruffians. She rewards him with a marvellous sexual experience and a magic ring that will, with certain restrictions, grant him wishes. After he falls afoul of the local sheriff he agrees to bring in three outlaws hiding in the forest, but there are a lot of things the sheriff didn't tell him about the outlaws.

(An Erotic Sword & Sorcery Parody. 18+) New to the city of Titslegass, capital of the Kingdom of Boobylon, Erectus makes friends, crosses a jealous General, gets intimate with a Princess, goes on a spying mission for the Royal Wizard, and ultimately saves the kingdom, all while having lots of sex in unusual circumstances and bizarre situations. Because of the jealous general Erectus is worried about having an affair with the beautiful, willful princess Clitoria but he can't refuse her. Whe...

Includes: Erectus Meets A Genie; A Wizard And A Bottle; Not Another Genie; Erectus and the Widow's NieceAn erotic sword & sorcery parody. 18+. Erectus, assigned by king Fincter to the remote village of Elohttub to build a bridge over a ravine, gets tired of the local entertainment and wanders into the desert at sunset. He finds an ancient bottle. When he breaks the seal and opens the bottle he releases a mischievous genie who takes him on a wild night of sexual escapades and misadve...

(4630 words) When Dick found an ancient bottle in the sand he broke the seal and let out a horny, mischievous genie who took him on a wild night of magical, sexual misadventures.

I admit I will need another volume to get sixty-nine 69 jokes, but these are the best. For adults only. Not for the squeamish or easily offended; for the rest of you, go ahead and enjoy.

(3520 words) Part 11 of Erectus And The Rogue Genie. An erotic sword & sorcery parody. 18+.The rogue genie Elppin and her army of genies defeated the witches of the Phynsetta Coven and their army of genies. Trapped in the coven's caves they need new allies, but to contact them they need strong magic, and the witches' magic is powered by sex. Erectus and his friends rise to the occasion.

(An Erotic Sword & Sorcery Parody) Erectus, new to the city of Titslegass, wants to get laid so his friend takes him to the priestess prostitutes at the Temple Of Erotia. Lured to the high end by the breasts of the priestess Sherryaire, he is interrupted by the jealous General Gennitol. He escapes naked into the street and runs into Princess Clitoria, who smuggles him into the palace to have her way with him. A slightly shorter version of this story appeared in Swingers Today No. 83.

Erectus is sent by king Fincter to the remote village of Elohttub to build a bridge over a ravine. Bored with the local night life, he wanders alone into the desert at dusk and finds an ancient bottle. When he breaks the seal and opens the bottle he releases a mischievous genie who takes him on a wild night of sexual escapades and misadventures. This story was written as a sequel to "Getting It Up In Tistslegass: The Erotic Adventures Of Erectus Volume 1". I retold it in a modern setting a...

(An erotic Sword & Sorcery parody.) Erectus, employed as a spy by the Royal Wizard, Elrod the Magnificent, is made invisible and sent into the King's harem to deliver a message and a magic ring to Queen Javina, confined in an inner room. Can he make it through a room full of beautiful women unmolested? Will the Queen be receptive top his message?