In this offbeat satire, a high priest in ancient Egypt's Golden Age reluctantly comes to grips with the distracting elements of modern life and its impact on religious devotion during the grand exposition of his kingdom's most sacred holiday. Through his own earnest introspection and supportive advice from Pharaoh Ramses II, will our high priest recapture his passion for his own role in religion and regain an appreciation for its workings?

An offbeat fictional portrait of the women from popular TV real estate programming that also highlights serious flaws in the foundations of the real estate industry and its now and then questionable ethics. Two grizzled, pretentious real estate veterans and their young, wide-eyed summer intern discuss the methods of selling homes, as the trio strolls through the city zoo on a sunny weekday afternoon. Our naïve protagonist learns the tricks of the trade but also glimpses a peek behind the s...

Santa Claus is on a mission this year. He's spiritedly motivated to drastically change his lifestyle, eat healthier, and exercise on a regular basis. His plan may be effective if not amusingly obsessive, closely following many of the training tips from Jillian Michaels (from television's reality series "The Biggest Loser"). Despite skepticism from his elves, Santa Claus is determined to look good and rock his brand new Santa suit for Christmas Eve."Wonderful, very quick read! Laugh...

The Prince of Darkness was dealt a heavy financial blow during the recession and with the recent increase in secularity among Americans, Satan finds himself struggling to find his customary religious opportunities and is forced to toil through a series of menial jobs to make ends meet. The Devil is forced to drudge through such humbling work as picking spinach and laboring along an electronics assembly line in Shenzhen, China. He worked as a nanny, a bathroom attendant, and as a hair shamp...

INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER from the author of His & Hers, now a #1 Netflix show, and the hit bestseller My Husband's Wife!**“**Feeney lives up to her reputation as the “queen of the twist”. . . This page-turner will keep you guessing.” —Real SimpleThink you know the person you married? Think again. . .Things have been wrong with Mr and Mrs Wr...

English Picture Dictionary with Exercises brings words and images together, making it fun and easy for young readers to improve their vocabulary and reading skills.

THE FIRST PART IN THE ADDICTIVE NEW 4-PART EBOOK-SERIAL FROM ROBERTA KRAY.NO ONE KNOWS CRIME LIKE KRAYYou think you know who I am. Five seconds is all it takes to sum me up and dismiss me. But a man needs company, and I want a woman who's worth the effort. There's no rush, though. I'm not going to make the same mistake twice. As I've found to my cost, bodies are hard to get rid of.Ava Gold is working the late shift as a cab...

Using a funny–sometimes wacky–multiple-choice guessing game, Elmo teaches kids about the importance of starting the day with a good breakfast. Packed with facts and fun, this book makes breakfast easy to swallow! Practical tips for parents are also included!

The New York Times bestselling author of Inheritance delivers her most intimate and powerful work: a piercing, life-affirming memoir about marriage and memory, sorrow and love. • "A beautiful book by a writer of rare talent.”—Cheryl Strayed, bestselling author of WILDHourglass is an inquiry into how marriage is transformed by time—abraded, strengthened, shaped in miraculous and sometimes terrifying ways by accident and experience...

After learning how to make balloon animals at camp, Emily and Elizabeth set out to create the ultimate balloon twist book -- for kids, by kids, with every page in full-color photographs. They left out the complicated designs and twists that required big hands, keeping only the projects that were fun and simple to learn.The book starts with seven-year-old Elizabeth's easiest balloon twists and works up to ten-year-old Emily's more advanced two and three-balloon creations. Included a...

"A gut-churning, heart-wrenching, blockbuster of a first novel . . . Parks-Ramage is an extraordinary new talent and Yes, Daddy is truly something special." —Kristen Arnett, author of Mostly Dead ThingsA propulsive, scorching modern gothic, Yes, Daddy follows an ambitious young man who is lured by an older, successful playwright into a dizzying world of wealth and an idyllic Hamptons home where things take a nightmarish turn.

Fall into International Bestselling Author Ava Miles' unforgettable stand-alone Merriams prequel novel about a decorated hero returning from war and finding renewed courage for a second chance...and with the woman he fell in love with through letters while executing his duty.Readers who enjoyed ALL THE LIGHT WE CANNOT SEE, THE NIGHTINGALE, and THE NOTEBOOK will enjoy this brother’s best friend romance…July 1945—Noah Weatherby returns from war to th...