Earth is in (im)mortal danger. Only one man can help. One man and a chicken.When a smug but mighty talking tree asks him to retrieve one of the rune crystals of the Multiverse Gate Earth, John Zelm "Athanator" decides against his better judgment that he will do as he is told and recover the guard rune to save the planet. As the balance of the multiverse itself might be at risk, he is helped by powerful allies such as a chicken and a platypusbear.Can John save us, or are we ...

Earth is saved!But saving Earth came at a cost.(Approximately five million dollars, but no one wants to pay for that.)Apart from a tab, that no one wants to pick up, John Zelm Athanator was also impacted. A resurfaced long-lost nemesis and being turned into a dog were added to his troubles. As if this was not enough John also has to maintain his day job as his bills are not paying for themselves. To help a friend and also tackle the bills John takes...

Dory and Dorina Basarab were once one person, albeit an unusual one. They were a dhampir–the hated cross between a human and a vampire that is reviled and feared in both circles. But the human and vampire parts of their nature were recently torn apart by a fey weapon, and now, for the first time in five centuries, they are two separate people.And one of them is being hunted.Dory and her husband, the vampire senator Louis-Cesare, brave the strange and often deadly world of F...

To collect more goddess blessings and grow closer to defeating the demon lord, the hero Touya travels to Neptunopolis, a beautiful blue city by the harbor. Soon after arrival, he has a chance meeting with another hero, and then reunites with someone completely unexpected! Unforeseen events occur one after another, but our heroines don't forget to change into swimsuits and splash around at the beach as well. Now then, will Touya's Unlimited Bath have room for one more?

In this book, you will find some helpful strategies and techniques you can use when playing Minecraft combat and fighting off mobs. While the basic movements are the same for all players – jump, punch, dig, walk around, farm, mine or craft – you can have a greater gaming experience compared to other players. It can be a simple yet mind-blowing game at the same time. Infinite potential is what this game is all about.Grab the book to learn more !

A chance meeting in the online game Destruction of Elysium changes the lives of a healer and a tank forever.The digital worlds of MMORPGs are Alex’ only safe space. Online, she’s the great AlexTheDestroyer, leader of one of the biggest raiding guilds in Destruction of Elysium, a max level tank who kicks monster ass and she knows her way around every dungeon. In real life, she’s just Alex, a clumsy girl who’s hyper and too impulsive.Until s...

A collection of short parodies, excerpted from the award-winning Henry Potty and the Pet Rock, An Unexpected Parody: The Unauthorized Spoof of The Hobbit, How Game of Thrones Will End, and new side-splitting material for readers young and old. A delightful romp through the world's favorite franchises.

What sort of jokes do werewolves like best?Howlers!What's worse than being surrounded by huge great scary monsters?Being surrounded by AWFUL JOKES ABOUT MONSTERS!Think you can stomach hundreds of and ghastly gags? These monster gags will have you screaming for more! From gnarly knock knocks to gruesome groaners, you'll find everything to tickle your monster fancy.

Update 4/24/2014. AnimeMETH, the first ever "truly" anime-themed book to hit the Smashwords site, combines four anime flash stories accompanied by illustrations. COMES WITH A SAMPLE OF War of the Space Dragons.

The Festival That Took a Left Turn — Book One in a Fantasy Comedy SeriesWhat if skeletons threw a festival, and three idiots decided to steal the booze back — in the most chaotic way possible? In this first absurd adventure:skeletons party while villages panic,brawls break out over broken barrels,a magical seduction goes very, very wrong"The Festival That Took a Left Turn" is a chaotic mix of drunken misfires, magical accidents, and hero...

“This is a real page turner, characters you can believe in, horrible bad guys and cool action. Perfect for fans of Suzanne Collins or anyone who likes their sci-fi to have a human edge.”"Free at last, Ally and Stem have reached the war, but nothing is as it seems.In part three of A Game of War, Ally discovers just how big the universe is; makes a friend who helps her discover the true extent of the power that she has locked within; and is introduced to The ...

Bite size fantasy, horror and SF storiesHow long does a good story need to be?Six words? Ten words? The length of a tweet? 100 words? 1,000?You’ll enjoy finding out in this collection of tiny tales and very short stories.Buy it now.