Confusius is confused. He is confused about cultural appropriation, for instance. He is also confused about gender fluidity, identity politics, cancel culture, and the diversity cult. Left-wing bullies, Marxist intellectuals, antifa thugs, Black Lives Matter martyrs, Extinction Rebellion rebels and Greta Thunberg activists confuse him too. Postmodern academic deconstructionists confuse him, as do social justice warriors. Sound asleep woke folk confuse him. Our country's systemic problems t...

Have you ever ordered cheese made of liver? Have you ever told your cab driver your hotel is located on One-Way Street? I doubt it. But foreign speakers trying to speak German say bizarre things like this all the time and I, for one, feel their pain. Acutely, even. They are unintentionally speaking Dumb Deutsch. And they have no one else to blame but themselves.It is not that those of us who speak Dumb Deutsch actually intend to say the embarrassing and dumbfounding things we do. I...

Filled with pun-ridden put-downs and wise-ass wordplay, this remarkable anthology offers unenlightened readers like yourself a thorough introduction into the baffling realm of leftist confusion and a refreshing alternative to the more conventional fare of lowbrow humor you are undoubtedly accustomed to. Your fancy will be tickled with jeering jibes and sarcastic swipes taken at the expense of the leftist elites who rule over us in relentless pursuit of a more progressive and enlightened ne...

There is no liberal media bias in the news stories we are fed. Just ask the media. They'll tell you. There is no left-wing mind-set creating the news reports we consume. Mainstream media does not treat conservatives unfairly. There is no liberal agenda being advanced by powerful partisan interests. Nor does it matter that the vast majority of legacy media journalists identify as liberal Democrats. The news is above board, fair and balanced.Ha, ha, ha.The following is a coll...

Brain Quest. The Re-Quest Edition 2024. Mission Nemo simply must succeed. If the crew of the Super Small Miniaturized Nano-like Operations Wessel S. S. Minnow fails to destroy the inoperable Anti-Capitalist Coagulum lodged in Morris Moore's progressive brain, how will General De Klein's Federal Department of Antidotes operatives at SUCFACE Mission Control find out if Leftylometazoline (AKA LeftX) really works? Would this usher in the final stage of the liberal clerisy's clandestine collect...

Do you often feel the uncontrollable urge to drive at ridiculously high speeds when out on the freeway? Does that constant, nagging struggle between the opposing sides of your inferiority-superiority complex keep you up at night? Are you brutally direct, painfully precise and sometimes feel like you're speaking a foreign language because no one seems to understand you? Vorsicht (watch out)! You might be German. In that case you won't have any use for this book. Have a nice day.If, ...

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.There is no liberal media bias in the news stories we are fed. Just ask the media. They'll tell you. There is no left-wing mind-set creating the news reports we consume. Mainstream media does not treat conservatives unfairly. There is no liberal agenda being advanced by powerful partisan interests. Nor does it matter that the vast majority of legacy media journalists identify as liberal Democrats. The news is above board, fair and balan...

A fascinating collection of fiction-turned-reality tales. Long before movies like Minority Report and The Matrix, the world’s writers have been recording the future as it might exist-and as it turns out, they were right. This bizarre anthology collects the most stunning predictions and imagined inventions here for the first time. Visions of Tomorrow includes The Land Iron Clads” by H. G. Wells, who described a military tank in 1903-long before it was ever a poss...

Can You Hear Me Fred?Fred Cassidy leads an idyllic life. As long as he remains a full time college student without a degree, he is provided a very generous stipend from his uncle’s estate.But after thirteen years of happy undergrad existence everything is about to change.Cassidy’s home is broken into and ransacked. When he enters he is assaulted by a former professor wanting to know where the alien artifact known as the star stone is. Cassidy manages to escape...

Winner of the Independent Publisher Book Award for Best Visionary Fiction: "A lyrical, thoughtful, viral meme of a book" (Christopher Moore, author of Noir).It all starts when a mischievous artist kicks off a game of graffiti tag by painting the phrase, "Uh-oh" on an overpass. Next, an anonymous interlocutor writes back: "When?" Then someone slyly answers: "Just a couple of days." But exactly what will happen in just a couple of days?...

Tackling genetic engineering, "Di Filippo's effervescent prose can provoke both hilarity and haunting reflections on our species' possible fate" ( Publishers Weekly).Ribofunk contains eleven masterful and surprising works of imagination. In all of them, biology is the science that drives the engine of life and of story: the Protein Police patrol for renegade gene‑splicers; part‑human sea creatures live in the Great Lakes and clean up toxic spills; ...

FROM THE ASHES OF WORLD WAR IIIWorld War III has ravaged the globe. Once great nations have been brought to their knees. Now, a new science offers hope for the future: Psychodynamics, the ability to influence government and popular opinion. Led by the Psychotechnic Institute, humanity denounces its violent ways, once and for all. While peace reigns on Earth, humankind ventures out into the Solar System—and to the stars beyond. But soon the cycle of war and destruction begins anew.