"Sir, Your Prostate Cancer Awaits"The biopsy had spoken.Diagnosed with cancerous prostate tumors, a broke, unemployed animation writer focuses on the humorous as he struggles to comprehend his carcinoma, select between surgery and radiation, and land a new health care provider all in less than two months.A hilarious, rollicking autobiography, author JP Mac chronicles bureaucratic bungles, medical complications and a difficult post-treatment future. A...

"A diverse group of angry, dragon riding cryptids burst into an international climate conference to deliver an urgent message from Mother Nature. Why?" Delegates attend an international climate change conference to find a solution to climate change. They are shocked however, when a group of mythical creatures, riding dragons, suddenly crash into the conference and take the stage. These big, hairy creatures, all with large feet have a message for the delegates from Mother Nature. 'The Bigfo...

Everyone could benefit from the simple lessons in this audiobook. -21 short chapters detailing aspects of a happy life, from having"An Attitude of Gratitude" to "Making Peace with the Past". -Filled with poetry, stories, and photography to brighten any day and cause reflection over the little blessings in life. If you can't find happiness inside yourself, you'll never find it in the outside world, no matter where you move. Wherever you go, there you are. You take yourself with you. This is...

Experience a wild metaphysical rollercoaster in this tale of two men marketing a new method of instantly achieving serenity. Mystic forces, mass mail marketing, and resentments collide as the squabbling authors explain the backstory and benefits of a hot new, jargon-rich, spiritual discipline that can root you in serenity in less time than texting for pizza.But something unexpected happens along the way, throwing their sales pitch into chaos. They now find themselves forced to ques...

Menace, Murder, Mystery!Trespass forbidden boundaries, cross into eerie dimensions, mingle with the sinister and the lost in a treasury of nine peculiar tales ranging from the supernatural to the satirical.• A naïve publisher blindly sets in motion the annihilation of Earth.• High school students risk their lives in a brutal quest for popularity.• An ambitious District Attorney struggles against the consequences of his inane policies.W...

". . . an entertaining addition to the genre of occult fiction." -- Kirkus ReviewsUnwilling warrior Mercy O'Connor finds herself compelled to battle a malevolent warlock intent on apocalyptic chaos. Inspired by the works of H.P. Lovecraft, this funny occult thriller finds Mercy on the campus of Miskatonic University, grappling with mastering the fine points of brutal magic known as formulae. In addition, she is beset by political correctness, scheming administrator...

". . . a real, raw, beautiful journey . . . . "— Coach Kate Martini Freeman, ultramarathoner, Ironman finisher, co-founder of Coyote Runners Training GroupInjured while training for a marathon, distance runner JP Mac learns his knee is wrecked. He's finished for good. Or is he? Discovering a revolutionary new method of running, Mac attempts to reinvent his form. But over time, fate unleashes a series of cruel challenges.Knee surgery is foll...

Who is the sockless man?Find out in this satirical peek at justice in Los Angeles. During a domestic violence case, the author and eleven other jurors must sift conflicting evidence to uncover the truth: did the defendant strike his wife, or was she a coked-up loon who made eerie noises? What happened to the defendant's socks? Did a juror overhear the defendant ordering pizza--and how did that affect the final outcome? Can annoyed, busy strangers render a just verdict? Be a fly on ...

More laughs than lewd, this humor-packed E.L. James parody races you around exotic switchbacks as young Anna Ironhead discovers the Old West swarming with suitors in the form of a charming bandit, a sincere scout, and a powerful, mesmerizing railroad tycoon named Lash Grey.As guns blaze and the Cheyenne raid, shy, murmuring dishwasher Anna wrestles with her heart—not to mention a mind filled with psychological personifications who act out at all the wrong times. Pressed by suitors ...

What if a curious question could lead you all the way to God? Tosh is a fluffy young rabbit with a head full of questions. Why does the sky sometimes cloud over and sometimes stay clear? Where did the meadow, the creek, and the forest come from? No one in his family seems to know — not his mother, not his father, not even the wisest rabbit in the meadow. So Tosh sets off with his best friend, a timid crow named Corky, and their spunky, straight-talking friend Dilly the field mouse, to find...

For the first time in her life, twenty-five-year-old Josephine Geroux has a future worth looking forward to. She has her beloved bookstore, she has all the comforts that money can buy, she has found the love of her life, and most importantly, she has found hope where there was none for sixteen long years.After the tragic deaths of her parents and her troubled life as an orphan, she met Damon Cole, a man who has everything to do with it all. He's part of the reason for her wrecked l...

This is his first attempt at publishing his work, with follow-up stories on life lessons in football, family, friendships, the classroom, and death.