This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.Are you looking for a bit of bizarre in your life?Something a LITTLE different? Something a LOTTLE exciting?Oh, you are? That's great! You're in good hands. Well, technically, I'm the one in good hands... YOUR hands.If you like that, you'll love what's inside. Speaking of...The universe is in dire straits, and the answer is an idiom. Meet Freddy Lang; a dry, sociopathic journalist, navigating the universe...