Legal Thriller - Corporate Satire - Cosmic Horror - Dark ComedyArthur Howard is having a very bad year.His credit score is worthless. His career is barely alive. And thanks to a soul mortgage he foolishly co-signed with his former mentor, every missed commission payment now costs him a piece of his soul.In Manhattan, real estate is already a blood sport.But Arthur is about to discover that some properties are actually cursed, some clients are demons, and the...

Urban Fantasy – Police Procedural – Dark ComedyDetective Margaret Baker has had better mornings.After a .38-caliber bullet bounces off her face without leaving a scratch, Margaret discovers that her body has somehow become impossibly dense—strong enough to shrug off bullets, bend steel, and turn every office chair into a structural hazard.Her reward? A transfer to the LAPD's basement-level Weird Crimes Unit.Her new partner? A literal demon in a three-piece s...

Urban Fantasy – Humorous Fantasy – Fantasy RomanceMary Johnson has spent her career solving bureaucratic problems nobody else wants to touch. She knows budgets, zoning laws, compliance codes, labor disputes—and exactly how dangerous a badly filed form can be.She just never expected those skills to make her the ruler of the supernatural world.After a clerical error sends her through a malfunctioning interdimensional portal, Mary arrives in a gothic r...

Urban Fantasy – Humorous Fantasy – Workplace ComedyArthur Howard has dealt with demon bile, dragon waste, and biohazardous ectoplasm before.What he has never dealt with is an ancient artifact that wants to destroy the world.Arthur is a municipal sanitation specialist. He likes clean floors, properly labeled chemicals, and workplace safety regulations. So when the legendary Heart of Gloom accidentally fuses with his body, he reacts to the apocalypse the only sensible...

Legal Thriller - Corporate Satire - Cosmic Horror - Dark ComedyArthur Howard finally knows how to survive the supernatural real-estate business.He just has no idea what to do when the entire city becomes the property.After climbing from disposable open-house bait to a Diamond Tier Liquidator, Arthur has learned that demons can be contained, cursed properties can be sold, and even ancient monsters can be trapped by the right contract.But his biggest deal is a...

Horror Comedy – Supernatural Horror – Dark SatireWhat happens when a haunted house meets a home renovation show?Gavin and Chloe have flipped ugly houses before. They've dealt with mold, bad foundations, nightmare plumbing, impossible deadlines, and more than one contractor who deserved to be haunted.But Blackwood Manor is different.Built centuries ago and hiding something very old beneath its floors, the sprawling estate comes complete with ...

Dark Fantasy – Urban Fantasy – Workplace SatireMary Smith has spent her career cleaning up other people's financial disasters.She just never expected one of them to belong to Hell.At 11:59 p.m. on a brutal tax-season deadline, burned-out CPA Mary Smith accidentally files a Chapter 11 bankruptcy petition for Belial, a demon lord drowning in billions of units of infernal debt. The mistake should cost her a reprimand, a ruined career, and a very uncomfortable conversat...

Cosmic Horror – Horror Comedy – Romantic ComedySarah Ford has survived bad dates, worse jobs, and three years of wondering whether her boyfriend's impossibly wealthy family will ever approve of her.She thinks Thanksgiving at Blackwood Manor will be awkward.She doesn't expect the house to bend the laws of physics.She doesn't expect Alexander's mother to have tentacles in her shadow, his father to eat like something dredged from the ocean floo...

Urban Fantasy – Paranormal Romance – Humorous FantasyJennifer Walker has thirty days to save her grandfather's haunted house.Thirty thousand dollars stands between The Screaming Gallows and a wrecking ball—and Jennifer is already running the place with duct tape, borrowed parts, and sheer stubbornness.Then her employees go on strike.The problem? They're ghosts.Led by Arthur Howard, a dangerously charming 1950s-era union organizer, the supernatural wo...

Dark Fantasy – Sports Fiction – Humorous FantasyThey don't need magic. They need better angles.Three miles beneath the earth, football isn't a game.It's a blood sport controlled by the Syndicate, where debt-ridden monster athletes are treated as disposable assets—and losing can mean liquidation.Elizabeth Harris is a human physical therapist who should never have been allowed near a monster football team. She has no supernatural powers, no pa...

Dark Comedy – Cosmic & Eldritch Horror – Workplace SatireThe guests are monsters. The manager is worse. And the concierge is having the best night of his career.Felix has spent six miserable years at the Grand Alpine, a five-star resort buried high in the Swiss Alps, perfecting the art of making impossible guests feel at home. He can polish a marble lobby, balance a wine glass, and apologize for almost anything.Then an avalanche cuts the hotel off f...

Legal Thriller - Corporate Satire - Cosmic Horror - Dark ComedyManhattan has been foreclosed.An infernal decree gives Arthur Howard and the city's eight million residents only seventy-two hours before the greatest creditor in existence claims the island as payment.Arthur has survived soul mortgages, haunted penthouses, demonic landlords, corporate monsters, and a supernatural real-estate empire built beneath New York.But this time, there is no property left ...