Popular author Dan Gutman has won countless fans with a trademark brand of humor that young readers find irresistible. In this second entry from the My Weird School series, second-grader A.J. gets sent to the office for not doing his homework. But things take an unexpected turn when Mr. Klutz, the skateboarding principal, gives A.J. a candy bar for encouragement. ". will satisfy newly confident as well as reluctant readers who ask for funny books."-School Library Journal

Fan-favorite author Dan Gutman has won numerous awards for his children's books, and his work has been listed among the ALA Popular Paperbacks for Young People. In Miss Small Is Off the Wall, A.J.'s gym teacher is acting really weird, teaching the class to do the Chicken Dance instead of a normal activity like dodgeball. And the other grown-ups at A.J.'s school seem to have something wrong with them, too. Somehow, A.J. and his classmates have got to convince Miss Small to act her age befor...

**“Pastis’s lovely balance of quirky cartooning and quick-moving text makes this an enjoyable, laugh-out-loud read. … A perfect go-to for reluctant readers.”—**School Library JournalHis name is Failure, Timmy Failure. His detective agency is on the verge of global domination. Global riches. Global fame. In this, the third volume of his memoirs, Timmy Failure will reveal how he will triumph over the curveballs of the gods: for starters, academic probation. ...

A.J. and the other students at Ella Mentry School brave trick-or-treating at the school secretary's house, even though it is supposedly haunted.

Prolific and popular author Dan Gutman launches a fun new series with this tale about second-grader A.J. and the unusual school he attends. On the first day of class, A.J. tells Miss Daisy he loves football and video games but hates school. Then Miss Daisy tells him she hates school, too, and the students think their teacher just might be an impostor. "Reluctant students will have no trouble relating to A.J., and breezy Miss Daisy illustrates how respecting kids and balancing learning with...

**“At times laugh-out-loud funny, then disarmingly sweet, Timmy’s brand of failure continues to succeed with style.”—**BooklistBehold! You are all about to be witnesses to greatness. In his fourth escapade, Timmy Failure is forced to hit the road on a cross-country trip that includes Timmy’s mom, Total the polar bear, Doorman Dave, and smells-like-a-tangerine criminal mastermind Molly Moskins. It’s a world gone mad, where good becomes bad, and Timmy Failur...

Everyone's favourite best worst detective is back in the seventh, and final, book in the bestselling series that's perfect for fans of Wimpy Kid, Tom Gates and Barry Loser.Though I, Timmy Failure, have solved many notorious crimes and now wish to enjoy my retirement, my fans have begged me to turn my memoirs into a movie, an ode to my greatness.It's nearly Christmas, but there's no rest for the world's greatest detective. Timmy's class are making a...

**“Puns, plays-on-words, and clever comedic timing will result in laugh-out-loud moments.”—**School Library JournalThe clueless, comically self-confident detective Timmy Failure is about to crack the biggest case of his generation: a school competition to find a stolen globe. But someone is clearly trying to game the system. Hoodwink. Con. Defraud. Timmy, with the dubious help of his lazy polar bear sidekick, Total, must avenge the shenanigans, defeat the ...

**“An endearingly pathetic antihero with delusions of greatness. … Seldom has failure been so likable—or so funny.”—**The Wall Street JournalTake Timmy Failure—the clueless, comically self-confident CEO of the best detective agency in town, perhaps even the nation. Add his impressively lazy business partner, a very large polar bear named Total, and what you have is Total Failure, Inc. From the offbeat creator of Pearls Before Swine comes an endear...

Award-winning author Dan Gutman delivers the fourth amusing tale from his popular My Weird School series. Even for an art teacher, Ms. Hannah is pretty strange. She wears dresses made out of potholders and collects garbage instead of throwing it out-so her students can use it in their artwork. And now, she's making A.J. be partners with smelly Andrea. This is going to be the worst art class ever!

Hi, I’m Goat.Things were just fine around here until UNICORN showed up.So what if he can fly?Or make it rain cupcakes?And turn stuff into gold?Big deal.I can do some cool stuff too, like …Hey! What are you doing? Why are you opening the book?He’s just going to tell you how great he is. Blah, blah, blah.Go ahead. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.Dopey Unicorn.

In the sixth book in Stephan Pastis’s hilarious series, Timmy is being threatened and must rely on his new partner to solve the mystery—and possibly save his life!Timmy is in Key West, Florida, ostensibly for the honeymoon of his mother and Doorman Dave—if they even got married, which Timmy doubts. Unfortunately for Timmy, crime doesn’t take a vacation. And because Total has fled to Cuba seeking political asylum, Timmy must rely on a new partner for help: Doorman D...