"Another winning veterinary memoir deserving of space next to the immortal James Herriot and his heirs"—from the author of All My Patients Kick and Bite ( Booklist).All My Patients Have Tales is a heartwarming and funny collection of stories by a dedicated veterinarian featuring wild horses, porcupine-quill-covered dogs, male cats in labor, an extremely ornery pygmy donkey, an enormous hog, as well as many other domestic, and not so "domes...

A veterinarian's highly amusing, uplifting, and entertaining follow-up to All My Patients Have Tales .In this second collection by our intrepid vet, Jeff Wells has his work cut out for him when he learns that llamas do not take kindly to having their toenails trimmed, dog owners in the medical field can be a real pain, Scottish Highland cattle stick together and just might run a vet out of their enclosure, and fixing an o...

Theo Bone and the team are back for a new adventure and this time they've hit a real snag. No matter how hard they try the locals of a country town are just not interested in having their sexual fantasies come true. There's something alien and old in the town and it's up to the team from the department to put their best everything forward and repel the alien invader. Add to this that Theo's lovely wife has gatecrashed the party and that someone else has found their way on board and the tea...

A welcome source of analysis and commentary for those prepared to go deeper—and darker—than even most alternative media permit, this collection from one of the most popular conspiracy theory arguments on the internet will assist readers in clarifying their own arguments and recognizing disinformation. Tackling many of the most difficult subjects that define our time—including 9/11, the JonBenet Ramsey case, and "High Weirdness"—these studies, containing the best of the Rigorous Intuition b...

The life of a naive, born-again teen can sometimes seem God-awful, as Gideon discovers at Overcomer Bible Institute. Having given himself over to religion, Gideon quickly finds his newfound faith challenged by sexually aggressive women, a disturbed student armed with a power drill, and Siamese-twin evangelists.A satiric look at the religious and secular worlds, Anxious Gravity succeeds at the daunting task of being both thoughtful and wildly entertaining."Jeff Well...

Theodore Bone, Mathematician and newly married husband, has just landed a position that will provide him with more money than he could have dreamed. The only problem is he has no idea what he's getting himself into. A special unit of the Prime Ministers Department are tasked with turning back an invasion from an alien dimension. To do so it relies on the powers of a witch, a very disturbed witch. Her powers come from sex, the sex of people's fantasies. The Department team have to make peop...

Doctor Theo Bone and the team are back. After a violent attack on a tour bus in the Dead Heart the team are called on to rescue any survivors and deal with the invaders. Of course out in the middle of the desert it's difficult to find compatible people to fill their sexual fantasies, so it looks like one of the team members must take one for the team. A story of horror, mind control, BDSM and hairy backpackers this is episode two in an ongoing series that follows a team from the department...

A group of young women are determined to create the best location for a Halloween party every. The house they choose appears perfect for the job and they set about decorating. Deep within the house something detects their presence. The women are placed in perilous situations as the monsters of the house seek them out to consume. Vore is the central theme for this short story. It is for adults only, particularly those who are not easily offended.

Mr Bentley, a partner at the prestigious legal firm of Wheelson and Wheelson, runs a department dedicated to providing equal access to the law for the newly arrived demon community on Earth. Human lawyers and their demonic and otherwise paralegals work closely together. The presence of beings from another, more ancient world has its effect on those humans. While Matt finds himself drawn to the demons he works with, Macey is having her whole sex life turned upside down by a mystical being k...

For decades, millions of Christians have been leaving church behind. Among those who have stayed, not only individuals, but entire congregations are rejecting traditions that fail to address the challenges of our contemporary world. They yearn, instead, for a profound relationship with the ever-present God who is loving, inclusive, persuasive, and uncontrolling.This rich and diverse collection of sermons, essays, and worship elements explores how to preach, teach, and practice Open...

For decades, millions of Christians have been leaving church behind. Among those who have stayed, not only individuals, but entire congregations are rejecting traditions that fail to address the challenges of our contemporary world. They yearn, instead, for a profound relationship with the ever-present God who is loving, inclusive, persuasive, and uncontrolling.This rich and diverse collection of sermons, essays, and worship elements explores how to preach, teach, and practice Open...

In 1908, Jack Johnson became the first African American World Heavyweight champion—after winning a fight in Australia. In a gripping piece of writing that brings the Edwardian sporting world to life, veteran sports journalist Jeff Wells explains just what happened, who was involved, and why this fight was so significant.Boxing Day was first published in 1998.Jeff Wells is an acclaimed sports journalist and novelist.