Fact 645 - High heels make great weapons.Somehow, Allie always managed to attrack every sociopath within a 100 click radius. Don't ask her how she did it. She chalked it up to the unlucky curse that had plagued her all her life. And Sloven the Slayer was no different. Creepy was his middle name. Luckily, her mama had taught her the advantage of a well placed kick.Fact 792 - Allie hated liars, especially gorgeous ones of the male variety.

Fact 437 - Allie was a piss poor bootlegger.It was laughable that her blackmailers expected her to create a truth serum. If they'd done their homework, they would've known her brewing capabilities were nil, she flunked chemistry, and her moonshine was on the toxic side. So for once in her unlucky life, luck was on her side… until she almost blew up the lab. Unfortunately, singed eyebrows were the least of her concern.Fact 543 - Aliens don't understand...

Fact 752 – Karma was a vindictive wench, and Luck, no lady.Allie never believed in Karma, but after the week she'd had, she was prone to believe that if such an entity existed, it had to be a woman. Only a woman could hold such an ugly, nasty grudge, and make Allie's life so impossibly miserable. If spying for the enemy and a broken heart wasn't enough, someone had even stolen her favorite heels. Classy, right? Bad luck strikes again.Fact 689 – Southe...

Fact 417 – Kidnapping was not sexy.The old Earth romances had it wrong. Being captured by an attractive elven alien was anything but glamourous. It was slave labor with a pinch of harassment. But Allie Sai wouldn't take anyone's gruff, even if it meant challenging the scariest man she'd ever met, erm... alien.Fact 359 – Southern belles never played by the rules.Poker was always her game of choice, so it was fitting that to take down Sl...

Fact 384: Allie's bad luck knew no bounds.After surviving a pirate attack by the skin of her very unlucky teeth, she believes life will get better. It had to, right?Wrong, dead wrong. Literally dead.Fact 443: Revenge always bites you in the butt.One little prank leaves her as a prime murder suspect and her newfound friends in jail. If she can't prove her innocence, she can kiss what's left of her life goodbye - not that she had much of one to st...

Fact #257 - Allie Sai should have been named "Unlucky." Prison sucked. She should've known better than to run from her unlucky future, should've known that the government would catch her, should've known that no one escaped the draft. When a failed escape attempt leaves her in the custody of a sexy alien with the personality of grey paint, there's only one thing a girl can do.Fact #372 - Sometimes moonshine is not the answer.Numbing her fear ...