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Do you hate Halloween? I bet you don't, after all, you get free sweets. Mr. Git hates Halloween, not just a normal hate, but a hate that courses through his veins like an F1 Race Car.He is probably the biggest git you will ever meet.

We all know someone like Ronnie Gitt, moody, cranky, funny, opinionated, and not afraid to say what’s on his mind. The problem with this world is everyone is afraid to have an opinion because it might cause an outcry within the public, but Ronnie doesn’t care, he just says what’s on his mind and let’s the opinions flow. This book contains ten funny short reads that have been rated by our readers with an average of five stars, don’t take our word for it, have a look at these reviews. Yalmac...

Seasonal weather, some people hate it, while others love it. But, at the same time some people lose control of common sense and fail miserably with their attempts to cope with these changes.

Have you been taking pictures of yourself in the bathroom again? If so, don't let Mr. Git catch you or else he will give you a stern lecture. Both girls and boys worry about the way they look, which is okay, but when does it go too far? Mr. Git gives you his unique outlook on the situation and chucks a bit of humour in for good measure.Can you handle Mr. Git?

A Picture can tell you more than you think.InstaScrapBook: 2012 contains handpicked photographs that I have taken throughout 2012.Images are from my own Instagram feed found here:http://instagram.com/VlogWithSid

As they navigate through challenges and face their fears, the townspeople unlock their hidden potential, realizing that the magic of Stuffington lies not in the decorations or festivities but in the connections they forge and the bonds they strengthen. Along the way, they encounter the Ready Bears, a group of lovable teddy bears, and the Guardians of Light, mystical beings who guide them on their path.Through acts of selflessness, the joy of giving, and the embrace of gratitude, th...

The funniest thing about life is, we give chances to those whom waste it or take advantage of others for their own self gain. I gave a chance to someone who did this exact thing, and I later regret walking out on someone who actually loved me. Believe me, I am beyond grateful for them forgiving me now.

I can't believe what I saw, some girl in some new fangled pyjama's wondering around the shop; do people have any pride in their appearance?

This book wasn't made to poke fun at habits, it was more to make light of habits we all complain about. There are hundreds of habits, but I have handpicked the top 12 that people moan about.With each habit mentioned in this book I have briefly given my own insight plus a load of research to outline any medical complications.Habits Include:- Talking with Your Mouthful- Scratching Your Backside- Nagging- Whining- Body Oder- Compulsive...

Mr. Git has discovered a new hindrance, it's called Big Car, Little Women Syndrome. This syndrome relates to short women who drive huge 4X4 cars. Somehow, they think they own the road because they have a big flashy car, but the truth is, the car is a hindrance and the woman driving it is suffering from a syndrome ...

Crash, Bang, and Wallop! Mr. Git hates all the noise pollution of Fireworks Night, he thinks it's a pointless celebration. So, instead of enjoying the celebrations, he decides to give you a moaning lecture on the historic meaning of Fireworks Night.Full of historic facts and Wisdom, and all in under five hundred words ...

This book series contains a blog post for each day of the season. I share many aspects of my life, and that includes struggles, funnies and family moments.I wrote this book to keep track of my daily activities and to remember precious family moments that we never want to forget.Life goes by really fast, it is like someone is turning the hands of time and not giving you a chance to treasure each moment we have in life.Spring 2013 Edition