Boss: "Have you got Zoom?"Dad: "Yes, but the photos come out blurry!"Mom: "Money doesn't go on trees!"Dad: "Yes, it does. It's paper!"A dad is not just a parent, they are the go-to for inspiration, wisdom and...jokes!Everyone loves a good bad dad joke, no more so than a Dad himself.With over 350 cringe-inducing dad jokes at your disposal, you can finally become the ultimate super cringe dad joke expert.

The Art of Seduction in 101 Awkward Scenarios is a self-help parody on common self-help books associated with seduction and flirtation. Each scenario is based on using a variety of unique skills and absurd tricks to seduce someone in some of the most bizarre yet comical situations ever thought of such as when you are taking your dog for a walk, in a pet shop, at body identification at the morgue or just ordering pizza.This short fictitious book is full of insane ideas, vulgar humor...

The humorous New York Times Bestseller from the Tonight Show host and Saturday Night Live alumnus about his appreciation for the little things in life.Jimmy Fallon is very thankful. And in this first book to come from his TV show, he expresses his gratitude for everything from the light bulb he's too lazy to replace to the F12 butto...

Everyone has that moment—the realization that adulthood has arrived, like a runaway train, and there's no getting out of its way. From the hit Tumblr blog of the same name, F*ck! I'm in My Twenties perfectly captures the new generation currently testing the waters of post-college reality. Quick-witted and self-deprecating, the author pens irreverent missives, DIY diagrams, illustrations, and tongue-in-cheek checklists that chronicle her experience as a twenty-something living in t...

Are you smart enough to take over a girl's heart?Leave it to a nine-year-old to get down to the basics about how to win victory with a girl. How to talk to girls is for boys of all ages—from eight to eighty—and the girls they like. So read this book and then you're ready. Good luck!Tips:Comb your hair and don't wear sweatsControl your hyperness (cut down on the sugar if you have to)Don't act desperate

Dare to dream! Here are your wildest fantasies in photos: men reading Jane Austen, spurning supermodels, and reading all of the instructions.Porn for Women (over 100,000 copies sold in its first six months!) and Porn for New Moms left women begging for more. To satisfy, the Cambridge Women's Pornography Collective has upped the ante with this "unrated" edition, showcasing men who are hotter, hunkier, and even more helpful around the house. In these forty ul...

Are you a perfect match for Harry Styles?Find out right after reading this book!Question #4What’s Your Favorite Movie Genre?a. Comedyb. Horrorc. Chick Flickd. DramaQuestion #13What is the Color of Your Eyes?a. Brownb. Greenc. Blued. BlackQuestion #23How Would You Describe Yourself?a. Romanticb. Nonchalantc. Studiousd. PerceptiveGet more questions ...

"100 Ways To Find A Boyfriend" is a self-help book with a touch of humor. If a few tips were a hit on Twitter, imagine 100 of them! This book is for you who are tired of being single, but doesn't want to give up on having fun. I don't promise "the return of your man in three days" or provide any spells, because I'm no cupid assistant or witch, but I guarantee I'll give you some great shortcuts!

Written specifically for tween girls age 9 to 12, List Your Self for Girls is full of lists to create and questions to answer about friends, family, guys, school, home, the world, and most important, themselves. With a page for each list, it’s a place for girls to explore and celebrate who they are and discover themselves by filling in the blanks. Making lists and writing down thoughts and feelings will inspire change and help tweens feel good about themselves, giving shape to new...

Are you trying to plan a wedding but can't get past annoying future in-laws, cranky bridesmaids and complaining fiances? Then this book is for you. How to get through the worst part of planning your big day...other people. This guide delves into the little glitches that can make for a big problem come the day of your nuptials.

Talk now with your baby and pre-verbal toddler using sign language!!**Start learning right away with this short downloadable e-book. Read it on the go, on cellphones, e-book readers, iPad, iPhone & iPod Touch.**Includes over 30 clear, large photos of mom-recommended beginning ASL sign language signs, with text descriptions.- Signing promotes verbal language formation in young children by promoting neuron creation

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