Welcome to more than 4,000 humorous one liners (not riddles) including categories on, Business, Money, Professions, Politics, Health, Sex and Marriage, Religion, Travel, Computing, Laws of the Universe, Golfing truisms, Proverbs, Public Speaking and a Potpourri. Clever humour can make you laugh for seconds and think for minutes.Impress your boss, surprise your friends and engage audiences with these universal, and some not so universal, truths. After all laughter makes the world go...

Following the outstanding success of his first volume titled 4,000 One Liners, the author has delved into his archive and cobbled together a second volume of equally fascinating reflections of life. The new book 5,000 One Liners is a trove of humorous and thoughtful quotes which are sure to brighten the reader’s day and bring a smile.It is word-smithing at its best; wit, humour, ideas, philosophy and memorable quotes are skillfully drawn together to surprise and prompt...

Welcome! If you enjoy just reading good humour or want to enhance your speeches or writing, then there are more than 4,000 carefully selected one liners readily available and indexed here for you.If you need punchy humorous one liners relating to Business, Money and Economics, Professions, Politics and Government, Health and Doctors, Sex and Marriage, Religion, Laws of the Universe, Travel, IT and Computers, Golfing Truisms, Proverbs, Speech-making, and a ...

A tear-free approach to child separation blues-from the bestselling 'No Cry' author a generation of parents have come to trustAlmost every child suffers some sort of anxiety during their first six years of life. Babies cry when grandparents hold them, toddlers cling to mommy's leg, children weep when their parent leaves them at daycare, at school, or to go to work. This can cause frustration and stress in an already too-busy day and can break a parent's heart. Trust...

Managing employees in today’s rapidly evolving workplace can sometimes feel like negotiating a minefield. Such recent new trends as flextime, telecommting, 360-degree feedback, the flattening of hierarchies, and the increased use of temps and contract workers present tough new challenges for supervisors in every field. This timely, completely revised and updated edition of Ferdinand Fournies’s classic management coaching "bible" shows you proven ways to get workers to perform at the highes...

The Washington Post and New York Times Business Bestseller“Everyone in the workforce today should read this book!”—HORACE B. DEETS, FORMER EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR, AARP“Want excellent insights on retirement planning from a professional who’s actually experienced retirement himself? You’ll get just that from Stan Hinden’s book.”—STEVE VERNON, COLUMNIST“Provides the most important informatio...

“To buy when others are despondently selling and to sell when others are avidly buying requires the greatest fortitude and pays the greatest ultimate rewards.”-Sir John TempletonCalled the “greatest stock picker of the century” by Money magazine, legendary fund manager Sir John Templeton is revered as one of the world's premiere value investors, widely known for pioneering global investing and out-performing the stock market over a five-decade span. In...

My mate told me that I just don't understand irony.Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time.A dyslexic man walks into a bra.An onion just told me a joke.I don't know whether to laugh or cry.A priest, a rabbi and a blind man walk into a bar and the bartender says, 'What is this, some kind of joke?'I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub.He seemed like a decent feller.I'll never forget what my granddad said to ...

Not 10, but 20 fingers and 20 toes!The classic guide to parenting twins-now completely updated and revised!You're excited to hear your baby's heartbeat during the ultrasound. But what happens when you hear two heartbeats instead of one? Having a baby can cause any parent to feel overwhelmed, and with twins those concerns are multiplied by two. Having twins is a unique experience, and expert Christina Tinglof brings you the fully updated essential guide to he...

A SMART, BACK-TO-BASICS APPROACH FOR GENERATING INVESTMENT RETURNS IN TODAY’S TURBULENT MARKETS“Abnormal Returns seeks to demystify investment strategies and help investors find the path that is right for them, and, in so doing, should help investors succeed on the sometimes perilous road to investment success.”—JAMES P. O’SHAUGHNESSY, author of What Works on Wall Street“Think of this book as a gift that will save y...

Master the mathematics of project management!With McGraw-Hill’s PMP® Certification Mathematics, you have what you need to ace the toughest area of the Project Management Professional (PMP) certification test—math and statistics. The book provides in-depth descriptions of every math concept covered on the exam, along with all relevant calculations and practical problem-solving strategies.Complete with sample questions and step-by-step solut...

Amazing Game of Thrones themed jokes that will have all GOT fans laughing and laughing like a fire breathing dragon!