A land where laughs and adventure are the real magic...~~~ All 8 books from the Land of Ononokin are here in one big box set! ~~~Let's turn standard fantasy on its head! Fans of Monty Python and hilarious fantasy can jump into a bundle of comedic mayhem for one low price.Goofy wizards, toothless vampires, business-savvy orcs, caring zombies, and a halfling mafia make up only a small cast of oddities that define the land of Ononokin! There's an Upperwo...

An adventurous tale about a zombie who just wants to get his hand back...Please note that these are not kids books! They contain adult themes, adult humor, and mild adult language.Bob is a zombie who was just going about his business when a band of thieves stole his hand so they could make a batch of Elfagra in the Upperworld. It's bad enough that they've taken a part of his body for such a purpose, but one wrong move while attempting to make the c...

A drunk wizard. A former apprentice seeking revenge. A troop of oddballs who need some serious help.Please note that these are not kids books! They contain adult themes, adult humor, and mild adult language.Whizzfiddle the wizard has a problem. His past apprentice, the vindictive Treneth of Dahl, has brought up legislation claiming Whizzfiddle has never completed a quest to the letter of the contract.The Wizards' Guild deliberates and senten...

An industrious gnome. A human-raised orc. A halfling mafia boss looking to sell protection.Please note that these are not kids books! They contain adult themes, adult humor, and mild adult language.Gappy Whirligig is an industrious gnome who has yet to reach the Age of Tinkering. He's 42. All he wants to do is build a flying contraption. Unfortunately, building such a device requires a fuel source that may make him explode, and the gnome town of Hub...

A touching tale of unlikely friends and the jerk who tries to kill them.Please note that these are not kids books! They contain adult themes, adult humor, and mild adult language.Paulie Vergen is your average, everyday vampire. He's short, overweight, balding, and has only one fang. He's also a bit lacking in the realm of self-confidence.Life was what it was for Paulie until the day a newly infected werewolf landed on his doorstep. That day ...

Dwarves in Space!Please note that these are not kids books! They contain adult themes, adult humor, and mild adult language.The Underworld has always been the hub of technology in Ononokin, but up until now they could only dream of leaving the atmosphere.When the gnome known as Buzzrigger Tinkerpop connects with an enterprising dwarf by the name of Kusdrin Chainhelm, the Dwarf Aeronautic Space Administration (DASA) is born. Their first rocke...

A tiny giant. A depressed dragon. A mob boss who's trying to rig the game.Please note that these are not kids books! They contain adult themes, adult humor, and mild adult language.The Ultimate Dragon Fighting Championship (UDFC) only occurs once every ten years. This is the 100th running. That means lights, cameras, and coverage like never before. Plus, the reigning champion, a dragon known as Crazell, can hit a milestone of twenty-five consecutive...

A persnickety major. A giant mole who wants to play games. A war over a contractual dispute.Please note that these are not kids books! They contain adult themes, adult humor, and mild adult language.Major Wilbur Wiggles doesn't know it yet, but all four of his older brothers have been killed in combat. The military brass has tried to notify him, but the Major's squad has gone dark because their radios are out.Spotting an opportunity to capit...

A missing prince who's a hemp farmer. An orc full of cliches. A wizard apprentice starting his first Fate Quest.Please note that these are not kids books! They contain adult themes, adult humor, and mild adult language.Gungren is tired of waiting to become a full-fledged wizard. Unfortunately for Gungren, Whizzfiddle isn’t one who takes well to pushy apprentices. But when the Fates decide to give one of their infamous quests to Gungren, it leaves Wh...

It’s true, we all struggle to find our purpose in life. But, it’s more about the attitude we choose to have throughout life’s journey that becomes the real key to finding our purpose. Join Christopher on his journey of joy and sorrow, friendship and heartache, as he finds that the real answers lie at the end of our journey.

A collection of 10 stories featuring men in search of some younger lovers. The stories in this ebook include:Educating My Young MistressLosing My CherryIn an Older Man's ArmsTeacher/Student RelationsSearching for a Younger LoverVirgin No More: SamanthaSinful BehaviorCollege Girl's DominationFreshman Girl Get's ScrewedTeenage Lust

At last, the definitive biography of David Sylvian is available. This book — which has taken 3 years to complete — tracks the period of Sylvian's solo career from 1982 to 2015. As well as being one of popular music's most innovative and influential composers, Sylvian is an enigmatic and complex man, and the musical, personal, and spiritual journey he has undertaken over the last three decades is profoundly fascinating. The book begins as Japan — the band that Sylvian fronted in the late 19...