The craziest user guide you'll ever read! Written for mommies and daddies just as much as their children, Taming Your Pet Monster is filled with laugh-out-loud humor and bizarre situations. Witty, colorful and unique, this is one wacky ride you'll never forget!This book is approximately 60 pages in all. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 8 pages).

Don’t look now, but that crazy Jack Russell Terrier thinks he’s your dog. Didn’t he recently escape from a mental hospital? Now he’s asking for things—a trip to Tahiti (though Maui would do just fine), and most importantly, FOOD! Good thing you don’t have any money. Or food. Still, he won’t stop bothering you. Maybe if you put him to work, he might just go away. (Be careful what you wish for…)A silly picture book for children 3 and up. Approximately 50 pages in all. Descri...

Perhaps you might be wondering how a certain crazy frog came to be known as Secret Agent Disco Dancer? Well, one prickly pig is here to tell you; one Earnest T. Bacon who is always more trouble than he’s worth.Will Fredrico Frillyfoam survive the mad pork chop’s clinical trial? Or is something more dubious in store for him?Approximately 4,700 words, 10 images, and 1 evil pig.Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an ad...

Just when Secret Agent Disco Dancer thought that the night couldn't get any crazier, a customer's fries come to life."The name's Goldo," says the cheerful box of golden fries, "and I was wondering if you could fix me up with one of your steakburgers.""Oh, you mean like place an order?" Secret Agent Disco Dancer searches around his apron for a pen."No, I mean like a date." Goldo can't take his eyes off the menu.Approximately 3,200 words. Descriptions of my ot...

When BARTHOLOMEW BUNDT receives a new house for Christmas, he's overjoyed. The timing couldn't be more perfect, thanks to a certain crazy frog and his explosive appetite for monster pizza. But when Bartholomew realizes that his new house is built near reactor four in the old Chernobyl nuclear power plant, his skin begins to crawl.Of course, that's not the only thing crawling around there."Hello?" his voice echoes through the cruel Siberian night. "Eh... It's probably just t...

Ever have one of those dreams where you find a fish swimming above your head? Without all the water, mind you. (Thank heavens!) And when you try to speak to him, he begins to purr.No?Silly human!For I am a cat, and we dream about such things. Dreams that cause us to act in bizarre ways and force us to make just as strange, life-changing decisions.Approximately 2,100 words. Intended for children 6 to 8 and cat lovers in general. Descriptions of my other popul...

Simple, delightful and utterly cute, this picture book celebrates the tender years of childhood. Feel the love resonate from the pages!Over 30 pages in all. Intended for parents and children 3 to 5 years old.Descriptions of my other books follow the main feature (approximately 5 pages).

When Gabbo Nezzorite accidentally crashes into Santa's sleigh one Christmas Eve, things go terribly wrong. Unfortunately for one particular child, the forgetful alien shows up at their door. "By chance, do you have a multi-matrix particle phone handy?" he asks. "Ok, then. Well... How about a copy of Fruit Ninja?"Approximately 5,500 silly, silly (ok, very silly) words and 16 pieces of out-of-this-world computer-generated art.

The name's Gus, and I have a super-sized problem. There's this crazy frog, you see, living in my bathroom. I can't seem to get rid of him. A golf superstar, celebrity chef and professional boxer are just a few of the things that he claims to be. One thing is for certain, though: If he doesn't stop eating, he'll eventually eat us out of the house.So what do you say, kiddo? Can you help a friend out?Approximately 11,700 words.WARNING: Contains sizzling bacon, frog leg...

Don't look now, but experts at the Alphabet All-Star Academy have devised yet another clever set of flashcards! Each card includes two items that can be guessed, and in addition, the American Sign Language equivalent for that letter. Vibrant, simple and tons of fun, don't be surprised if you catch your child mimicking the signs in this book.Intended for children 3-5. Approximately 70 pages in all.Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main ...

It’s Fred the Frog’s first day on the job, and elements within the mysterious Black Eagle organization want to make sure that he doesn’t see the end of it.Of course, this is Secret Agent Disco Dancer we’re talking about here—expert at everything, including avoiding danger that crops up around every corner.When the newbie agent notices a Navel orange slip away from the compound, he’s more than a bit curious where the trail might lead. Could it be that a network of fruity fie...

Benjamin Bundt has a frog in his house and pizza in the oven one Christmas Eve, and it can mean only one thing. Unfortunately, the monster pizza that springs forth is too big for a proper spanking, and then there's the matter of the flying penguins in the living room...Approximately 7,000 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).WARNING: Do not attempt to throw this e-book in the oven or bad thi...