This book is a collection of 101 jokes about animals. Many of the jokes relate to us as we can’t help, but personify animals. What I want you to do is go through these books and just have a nice laugh.These jokes are all jokes you can share with your friends and family for an all around good time. In fact, these jokes might make you quite popular at the next family party. I hope you enjoy it as much as I have. I’ll see you at the end!

Swapping his native San Francisco for the City of Light, travel writer David Downie arrived in Paris in 1986 on a one-way ticket, his head full of romantic notions. Curiosity and the legs of a cross-country runner propelled him daily from an unheated, seventh-floor walk-up garret near the Champs-├ëlys├®es to the old Montmartre haunts of the doomed painter Modigliani, the tombs of P├¿re-Lachaise cemetery, the luxuriant alleys of the Luxembourg Gardens, and the aristocratic ├Äle Saint-Louis ...

[A] heartbreaking novel about the devastations of severed attachments.” —NPRFor Clay Blackall, a lifelong resident of Providence, Rhode Island, the place has become an obsession. Here live the only people who can explain what happened to his brother, Eli, whose suicide haunts this heartbreaking, hilarious novel–in–fragments.A failed actor impersonates a former movie star; an ex–con looks after a summer home perched atop a rock in the bay; a broken–hearted s...

For Sophie Ducel, her honeymoon in French Polynesia was intended as a celebration of life. For Barry Bleecker, the same trip was meant to mark a new beginning-turning away from his dreary existence in Manhattan finance to seek creative inspiration. But when their small plane is downed in the middle of the South Pacific, the sole survivors of the wreck are left with one common goal: survival. Stranded hundreds of miles from civilization on an island the size of a large city block, the two c...

Assemble ArtifactsA short story magazine that assembles a thrilling new mix of stories from genres including horror, science-fiction, comedy, and suspense. Buried at the heart of every story in the magazine is a unique artifact, an object that has inspired our storytellers to create a big idea, an irresistible question, a new immersive world, or a sense of wonder. Unearth your next great read with Assemble Artifacts.“Instafamous” by Alexis NeddTwo awkward high schoo...

The Classic Western Collection assembles over 30 of the greatest western novels ever written.Featuring:THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS, by James Fenimore CooperTHE PRAIRIE, by James Fenimore CooperASTORIA, by Washington IrvingMALAESKA, THE INDIAN WIFE OF THE WHITE HUNTER, by Ann S. StephensTHE BRIDGE OF THE GODS, by Frederic Homer BalchSALOMY JANE, by Bret HarteTHAT GIRL MONTANA, by Marah Ellis RyanTHE ROAD TO FRONTENAC, by Samuel M...

Blink is a collection of poems exploring the relationship between time, language and emotion. In one breath, we describe aeons of complex existence; in another, we delve into the richness of our most private thoughts and feelings. In a life which seems limited by the constant ticking of time, is time the only steady companion we have? Performed by an ensemble cast of narrators, this collection celebrates humanity and our voices.

Assemble ArtifactsA short story magazine that assembles a thrilling new mix of stories from genres including horror, science-fiction, comedy, and suspense. Buried at the heart of every story in the magazine is a unique artifact, an object that has inspired our storytellers to create a big idea, an irresistible question, a new immersive world, or a sense of wonder. Unearth your next great read with Assemble Artifacts.“Instafamous” by Alexis NeddTwo awkward high schoo...

In the untamed wilderness of the Old West, Sheriff Larrabee faces his greatest challenge yet. When a notorious outlaw is captured and brought to his jail, Larrabee must keep the prisoner safe from a vengeful posse determined to take justice into their own hands. As tensions rise and the town teeters on the brink of chaos, Larrabee finds himself torn between his duty to uphold the law and his desire to protect the innocent. With time running out, he must make a choice that will shape the fa...

Zuleika Dobson is Max Beerbohm's brilliant comic fantasy of Oxford, a novel in which an impossibly alluring conjurer arrives among the undergraduates and precipitates a collective, ritualized catastrophe of love. First published in 1911, it transforms the university novel into a work of exquisite satire: ornate, aphoristic, and coolly artificial, poised between fin-de-siècle aestheticism and modernist irony. Beerbohm's prose delights in parody, theatricality, and controlled absurdity, usin...

India: What Can It Teach Us? is a series of lectures that argues for the intellectual and moral significance of Indian civilization within the comparative study of language, religion, law, and philosophy. Written in Müller's lucid Victorian prose, the book combines philological precision with expansive cultural interpretation, presenting Sanskrit literature, the Vedas, and Indian philosophical traditions as indispensable to understanding humanity's earliest spiritual and linguistic develop...

The first casualty is truth.A heart-wrenching saga set on three continents, over four decades, Truth, by Omission seamlessly intertwines factual events of recent times in Africa with a compelling set of contemporary fictional circumstances.After surviving a desperate childhood of lawlessness and violence, Alfred Olyontombo makes his way to a refugee camp while Rwanda’s genocide rages behind him. His knowledge of local languages catches the attention of an idealisti...