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Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie

by David Lubar ...

Narrated by Ryan MacConnell ...

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6 hours 57 min

From the author of Dunk comes this sparkling new novel that covers a year in the life of high school freshmen Scott Hudson, who is sideswiped by the unexpected news that his mother is about to have another baby. In a hilarious and touching journal addressed to the unborn intruder, Scott bares his soul as he copes with the trials and tribulations of a life that is changing faster than he wants it ... Read more

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From the author of Dunk comes this sparkling new novel that covers a year in the life of high school freshmen Scott Hudson, who is sideswiped by the unexpected news that his mother is about to have another baby. In a hilarious and touching journal addressed to the unborn intruder, Scott bares his soul as he copes with the trials and tribulations of a life that is changing faster than he wants it
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Hidden Talents

by David Lubar ...

American Library Association "Best Books for Young Adults"American Library Association "Quick Picks for Young Adults"Martin Anderson and his friends don't like being called losers. But they've been called that for so long even they start to believe it. Until Martin makes an incredible discovery: each of his friends has a special hidden talent.Edgeview Alternative School was supposed to be end of ... Read more

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American Library Association "Best Books for Young Adults"American Library Association "Quick Picks for Young Adults"Martin Anderson and his friends don't like being called losers. But they've been called that for so long even they start to believe it. Until Martin makes an incredible discovery: each of his friends has a special hidden talent.Edgeview Alternative School was supposed to be end of
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Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie

by David Lubar ...

**AN ALA BEST BOOK FOR YOUNG ADULTS • Study up for a tale that perfectly captures the ridiculous, tumultuous, and sometimes heartbreaking truths about high school.“A fresh, genuinely funny picture of an earnest yet hapless teen.”—Bulletin of the Center for Children’s Books“Lubar writes in a laugh-out-loud style about the problems of a teenager figuring out high school. . . A great read for teens ... Read more

$7.99 USD

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**AN ALA BEST BOOK FOR YOUNG ADULTS • Study up for a tale that perfectly captures the ridiculous, tumultuous, and sometimes heartbreaking truths about high school.“A fresh, genuinely funny picture of an earnest yet hapless teen.”—Bulletin of the Center for Children’s Books“Lubar writes in a laugh-out-loud style about the problems of a teenager figuring out high school. . . A great read for teens
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Looniverse #1: Stranger Things (A Branches Book)

by David Lubar ...

Illustrated by Matt Loveridge ...

Series Book 1 - Looniverse
This wacky new series will have kids on the edge of their seats! This series is part of Scholastic's early chapter book line, Branches. Aimed at 5- to 7-year-olds, this line of books is for children who are just starting to read independently. With easy-to-read text, high-interest content, fast-paced plots, and illustrations on every page, these books will boost reading confidence and stamina. ... Read more

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This wacky new series will have kids on the edge of their seats! This series is part of Scholastic's early chapter book line, Branches. Aimed at 5- to 7-year-olds, this line of books is for children who are just starting to read independently. With easy-to-read text, high-interest content, fast-paced plots, and illustrations on every page, these books will boost reading confidence and stamina.
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Sophomores and Other Oxymorons

by David Lubar ...

**Award-winning author Sleeping Freshman Never Lie pens a tale that perfectly captures the ridiculous, tumultuous, and sometimes heartbreaking truths about high school.“Intelligent, quick-witted, and funny.”—Booklist“Lubar writes in a laugh-out-loud style about the problems of a teenager figuring out high school. . . A great read for teens looking for a laugh.”—VOYA**Year two should be a total ... Read more

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**Award-winning author Sleeping Freshman Never Lie pens a tale that perfectly captures the ridiculous, tumultuous, and sometimes heartbreaking truths about high school.“Intelligent, quick-witted, and funny.”—Booklist“Lubar writes in a laugh-out-loud style about the problems of a teenager figuring out high school. . . A great read for teens looking for a laugh.”—VOYA**Year two should be a total
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In the Land of the Lawn Weenies

and Other Warped and Creepy Tales

by David Lubar ...

Series series Weenies Stories
Beware the lawn weenies! Hilarious and harrowing tales of monstrous kids and boring neighborhoods gone wild.From the award-winning author of Hidden Talents, two remarkable short story collections - Kidzilla and The Witch's Monkey - together for the first time, plus several brand new stories. In In the Land of the Lawn Weenies, a substitute teacher discovers her students are literal monsters, a ... Read more

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Beware the lawn weenies! Hilarious and harrowing tales of monstrous kids and boring neighborhoods gone wild.From the award-winning author of Hidden Talents, two remarkable short story collections - Kidzilla and The Witch's Monkey - together for the first time, plus several brand new stories. In In the Land of the Lawn Weenies, a substitute teacher discovers her students are literal monsters, a
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Ghost Attack (Monster Itch #1)

by David Lubar ...

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This was one monster of an itch...When Alex and his cousin Sarah are visiting their grandparents, Alex gets terrible red, itchy hives. Yikes! He's allergic to a ghost! Even worse, the ghost won't leave him alone -- he wants Alex and Sarah's help. Can they solve the ghost's mystery and get rid of Alex's awful rash before it ruins everything? ... Read more

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This was one monster of an itch...When Alex and his cousin Sarah are visiting their grandparents, Alex gets terrible red, itchy hives. Yikes! He's allergic to a ghost! Even worse, the ghost won't leave him alone -- he wants Alex and Sarah's help. Can they solve the ghost's mystery and get rid of Alex's awful rash before it ruins everything?
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Zero Tolerance Meets the Alien Death Ray and Other (Mostly) Inappropriate Stories

by David Lubar ...

Once in a while, I'll write a story that contains an item, a scene, or an action that might be considered inappropriate for classroom reading. So that story can't go into one of my Weenies collections. But that doesn't mean it isn't a good story. I've gathered a selection of stories about inappropriate things like stealing steroids, getting hooked on a casino-gambling game, or fooling around with ... Read more

$5.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

Once in a while, I'll write a story that contains an item, a scene, or an action that might be considered inappropriate for classroom reading. So that story can't go into one of my Weenies collections. But that doesn't mean it isn't a good story. I've gathered a selection of stories about inappropriate things like stealing steroids, getting hooked on a casino-gambling game, or fooling around with
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Attack of the Vampire Weenies

And Other Warped and Creepy Tales

by David Lubar ...

Series series Weenies Stories
Critically acclaimed author and master of the macabre, David Lubar, is back with Attach of the Vampire Weenies, featuring thirty more warped and creepy tales for fans of his bestselling Weenies story collections.A boy steals a ticket to an amusement park and gets the ride of a lifetime—literally. The first day of middle school turns into a free-for-all when the gym teacher offers a "get-out-of-gym ... Read more

$3.99 USD

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Critically acclaimed author and master of the macabre, David Lubar, is back with Attach of the Vampire Weenies, featuring thirty more warped and creepy tales for fans of his bestselling Weenies story collections.A boy steals a ticket to an amusement park and gets the ride of a lifetime—literally. The first day of middle school turns into a free-for-all when the gym teacher offers a "get-out-of-gym
... Read more

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It Seemed Funny at the Time: A Large Collection of Short Humor

by David Lubar ...

David Lubar has gathered his best magazine pieces from the past fifteen years, tossed in his most popular works from the early days of online humor, bundled up the comedy material from his national conference talks, and stuffed everything in one juicy volume.Here's what two of the funniest guys on the planet have to say:"In this sweeping collection, David Lubar turns his crafty eye to everything ... Read more

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David Lubar has gathered his best magazine pieces from the past fifteen years, tossed in his most popular works from the early days of online humor, bundled up the comedy material from his national conference talks, and stuffed everything in one juicy volume.Here's what two of the funniest guys on the planet have to say:"In this sweeping collection, David Lubar turns his crafty eye to everything
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Looniverse #2: Meltdown Madness (A Branches Book)

by David Lubar ...

Illustrated by Matt Loveridge ...

Series Book 2 - Looniverse
Looniverse #2 is even wackier than the first book! This series is part of Scholastic's early chapter book line called Branches, which is aimed at newly independent readers. With easy-to-read text, high-interest content, fast-paced plots, and illustrations on every page, these books will boost reading confidence and stamina. Branches books help readers grow! Ed has to sell chocolate bars to raise ... Read more

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Looniverse #2 is even wackier than the first book! This series is part of Scholastic's early chapter book line called Branches, which is aimed at newly independent readers. With easy-to-read text, high-interest content, fast-paced plots, and illustrations on every page, these books will boost reading confidence and stamina. Branches books help readers grow! Ed has to sell chocolate bars to raise
... Read more
Dead Guy Spy

by David Lubar ...

Series Book 2 - Nathan Abercrombie, Accidental Zombie
Nathan Abercrombie is back as the world's first zombie spy in this sidesplitting sequel to David Lubar's Nathan Abercrombie, Accidental Zombie series!Being a half-dead zombie isn't easy for fifth-grader Nathan Abercrombie. Sure, he doesn't feel pain, but his body can't heal, so he has to be extra careful not to break anything. That's tough when his wrestling-obsessed gym teacher, Mr. Lomux, pairs ... Read more

$14.99 USD

Nathan Abercrombie is back as the world's first zombie spy in this sidesplitting sequel to David Lubar's Nathan Abercrombie, Accidental Zombie series!Being a half-dead zombie isn't easy for fifth-grader Nathan Abercrombie. Sure, he doesn't feel pain, but his body can't heal, so he has to be extra careful not to break anything. That's tough when his wrestling-obsessed gym teacher, Mr. Lomux, pairs
... Read more