My husband pushed the dildo so far up my pussy that he could not get it out anymore. We did everything we could to try to get the dildo out of my pussy but to no avail. We went to the accident and emergency department of the nearest hospital and let the doctors there know what had happened."There is a dildo stuck up my pussy," I told one of the doctors when he invited me into his office.

Even when her best friend is moving away, Amber Brown is always bold, bright, and colorful. #Amber Brown is out now on Apple TV+Amber Brown and Justin Daniels are best friends. They've known each other for practically forever, sit next to each other in class, help each other with homework, and always stick up for each other. Justin never says things like, "Amber Brown is not a crayon." Amber never says, "You're Justin Time." They're a great team—until disaster stri...

No matter what wedding dramas come her way, Amber Brown is always bold, bright, and colorful. #Amber Brown is out now on Apple TV+Amber Brown is excited about her mom and Max’s upcoming wedding. Not only does Amber get to be the Best Child but all her best friends are invited, including Justin, whose family will be making a special trip back to town just for the big event! But when every conversation about the wedding causes a fight about money, they talk about a h...

Even when trouble seems to get worse and worse, Amber Brown is always bold, bright, and colorful. #Amber Brown is out now on Apple TV+Amber Brown is usually very well-behaved. But lately, no matter what she does, it isn't enough. She straightens up her room, sort of. She does her homework, well, most of it. And she agrees to meet Max, her mother's new boyfriend, but she doesn't agree to like him.Now her mother is angry, her teacher wants all of her...

In this third book written by Paula Danziger's best friends, Bruce Coville and Elizabeth Levy, they continue the popular series by perfectly capturing the character and voice of the inimitable Amber Brown.

Amber Brown wants a room makeover, not another life makeover.She's used to changes--finding a new best friend, Brandi...having her old best friend, Justin, move to Alabama...dealing with her parents' divorce...seeing her father move to Paris.She's even getting used to her mom's boyfriend, Max. The only change that she wants now is to redo her bedroom.Then Max asks her mom to marry him. If she says yes, they might have to move. And if she says no, Max may leave....

Even when her best friend is moving away, Amber Brown is always bold, bright, and colorful. #Amber Brown is out now on Apple TV+Amber Brown and Justin Daniels are best friends. They've known each other for practically forever, sit next to each other in class, help each other with homework, and always stick up for each other. Justin never says things like, "Amber Brown is not a crayon." Amber never says, "You're Justin Time." They're a great team—until disaster stri...

Now that Amber’s mom and Max are married the three of them are moving to a new house, setting off changes that Amber must deal with, like how does she leave the home her dad used to live in? And, how can she focus on the upcoming standardized tests at school and a dance competition when her dad is dating her dance instructor? As usual, the popular tween does it with wit, honesty and help from her friends and family.

The most colorful chapter-book character is going to camp!Amber Brown is one happy camper. She and her best friend, Justin, are spending the summer at Camp Cushetunk. Learning to ride Cinnamon, the sweetest horse ever, is so amazing that Amber doesn’t even mind shoveling her poop.Then Amber becomes the target of a series of pranks. Certain she knows who is behind them, Amber and her friends come up with the biggest prank ever to get revenge. But the outcome is not what they...

Amber, her parents, her best friend, Justin, and his family are in the Poconos on vacation and she is ready for a perfect day at the county fair. The morning goes almost as planned until her mom and dad get into a fight, and a perfect day at the fair turns into just a fair day.

Even when surprises come from all directions, Amber Brown is always bold, bright, and colorful. #Amber Brown is out now on Apple TV+It's finally summer and Amber Brown is going to London to visit her aunt Pam and then to Paris to visit with her father. She is one excited kid before she goes. And one itchy kid when she arrives.Mosquito bites, she thinks. Chicken pox, she finds out.Is her vacation completely ruined? And now that she can't go to Paris,...

Fun and not-so-fun changes are keeping Amber Brown, the most colorful chapter-book character, hopping!Now that Amber’s mom and Max are married, the three of them are moving to a new house and Amber is worried about more than just packing. How can she leave the home her dad used to live in? And with her dad dating again, how will they ever find time for just the two of them, like they used to? All of these changes make Amber's head spin, but with standardized tests coming up at scho...