John Kaiser has problems. As if falling through a stage floor three days before Christmas wasn't bad enough; his heart stopped on the emergency room table as his boyfriend Brian Mallory looked on, unable to help him. Miraculously, he was revived thanks to the efforts of a heroic doctor, but only after he'd been without oxygen for nearly three minutes. Now, he's suffering from brain damage, and its after-effects have ended his theatrical career. John may be able to return to the stage after...

What would you do if true love showed up in the wrong package−-and knocked your socks off?American actor John Kaiser lives in London where he's found fame as a television celebrity and theatrical star. He unwittingly falls in love with Brian Mallory, a reclusive Scottish multi-millionaire who takes refuge in his London penthouse once a year to conduct business. Brian sees John as a shy, nervous, and clumsy new friend, but John hopes they'll be much more than just friends—-until he ...

How happy can a straight man be living life as a gay man?Successful multimillionaire Brian Mallory has just acquired a fabulous new boyfriend, television star John Kaiser. He's also acquired an entire "family" of colorful characters that has turned his lonely, monotonous life into one surprising misadventure after another. From a flatulating, one-eyed Chihuahua to a pink tutu'd elf who can't keep his clothes on, the extended Mallory household has more than its share of oddness and ...