What happens when the world's worst paranormal detective faces an apocalypse he's completely unqualified to prevent?Detective Eddie Donce has the deductive skills of a goldfish and the survival instincts of a lemming wearing a "kick me" sign. He's investigated exactly one case in six months—a haunted attic that turned out to be dubstep music. His greatest talent? Pepper-spraying himself.But when a cursed karaoke machine threatens to unleash supernatural cha...