In the throes of a convention full of geeks, Frog Jones told a story.That story is found in this book's foreword, but the key line from that story became the title of this anthology. The authors seized upon that line, much like an out-of-control bovine seizing its own halter, and stampeded into the volume you see before you.This is not just a comedy anthology. Nor is it horror, or romance, or literary, or…well, any one thing. Rather, it is all those things. Each story starts ...

In the enchanting realm of "Child Songs of Cheer," Evaleen Stein weaves a tapestry of whimsical verses that ignite the imagination and warm the heart. From the playful antics of "The Little Pig" to the heartwarming tale of "The Little Boy Blue," each poem captures the innocence and wonder of childhood. With its charming illustrations and timeless melodies, this collection of beloved songs will transport readers to a world where laughter, joy, and the magic of childhood reign supreme.