"231 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad, They're Good" is full of witty jokes and short jokes.Q: What has two butts and kills people?A: An assassin.This collection of the very best dad jokes will keep you and your kids in stitches.Doesn't everybody love cheesy and timely dad jokes because they are told by your dad? So, help your dad improve his reservoir of jokes with this book.Remember, you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes!

"189 Car Jokes and Puns That Are So Bad, They're Good" is full of car jokes, car puns, mechanic jokes, driving jokes, witty jokes and short jokes.-What is the most tired part of a car?-The exhaust pipe.This collection of the very best car jokes will keep you and your kids in stitches.Doesn't everybody love cheesy and timely car jokes because they can get you moving (in a car , of course!)?So, get a hold of this book ...

Step into the world of professional wrestling as we journey back to the year 2000 and relive one of the most pivotal events in sports entertainment history: the WWF Royal Rumble. In this unofficial look back, we explore the unforgettable moments, iconic matches, and backstage stories that defined an era and helped to shape the future of the industry.From the electrifying debut of Tazz to the brutal street fight between Triple H and Cactus Jack, and the chaotic Royal Rumble Match it...

Pain, hope, and love collide in this explosive collection of speculative fiction. Arkdust demands revolutions while seeking compassion and understanding. Alex Smith gives us abandoned Black Panthers, disillusioned queer anarchists, warrior queen grocery clerks, all fighting for a better future against sadistic superheroes and white supremacist automatons—while a high-heeled bag lady with utopia in her eyes leads the way. Worlds we hope to never see and only dare to imagine, Ar...

Now you're playing with…TERRORDemons stalk the circuit boards. Phantoms roam the arcade. Programmers embed occult secrets into the code. Madness spreads from player to player like a virus. Virtual and augmented reality are haunted by unspeakable forces. Doom-cursed warriors live and die and live and die again and again, in bloody and brutal fashion. The denizens of a tortured cyberworld begin to wake up… and get very, very angry.Power up across fifteen shocking and s...

Capturing the psychological detail in today's desolate youth, the complex writing helps see the reality of today's society. Alex, a seventeen-year-old boy tells his story and how in one year's time he is going to die. In one night his life is turned upside down by witnessing a shooting and meeting all the wrong people. He quickly becomes popular with the new crowd and begins to descend into regret and madness as he loses the life he once had, including the love of his life.Turning t...

Transform your daily experience with bite-sized, science-backed mindfulness practices designed for real life. This 31-day guide builds your foundation through practical exercises that fit naturally into your day - no meditation cushion required...Each day brings a concise 2-minute read or listen, grounded in research and focused on understanding your mind's natural patterns. Learn to navigate stress, improve focus, and build resilience through small, strategic changes that add up t...

Is your child a race car enthusiast?Do car parts and auto related illustrations make your children interested?Why not make learning alphabet more fun and more engaging for your baby driver?Introduce them to alphabet and car parts so that they can learn ABC's in the motorhead under-the-hood way!The "ABC Book of Car Parts For Kids" contains:26 alphabetic colorful illustrations of actual car partsEasy description of the function of each ...

Is your child a race car enthusiast?Do car parts and auto related illustrations make your children interested?Why not make learning alphabet more fun and more engaging for your baby driver?Introduce them to alphabet and car parts so that they can learn ABC's in the motorhead under-the-hood way!The A is for Alternator book contains:26 alphabetic colorful illustrations of actual car partsEasy description of the function of each part

An illustrated youth novel, a cross-over between a graphic novel and a full text teen fiction work. Joe Blue Siyengo excels at art and draws comic books. In a story that moves between the creator and the created, the story is told of Kitty and her gang of hip young friends who must solve the riddle of Kitty’s father’s death. This takes them on some wild adventures as they solve a series of riddles in order to find out the truth.

From causing one of the biggest shocks in FA Cup final history by beating Manchester United in 1976 to promotion to the Premier League in 2012, here are 50 of the club's most glorious, epochal, and thrilling games of all! Expertly presented in evocative historical context, and described incident-by-incident in atmospheric detail, Southampton Greatest Games offers a terrace ticket back in time, from the bygone days of Ted Bates and Lawrie McMenemy to the club's rise from League One...

Just as Neil Gaiman's The Graveyard Book reworked Kipling's The Jungle Book for a modern audience with a liking for the supernatural, Devilskein & Dearlove is a darker, more edgy, contemporary reworking of Frances Hodgson Burnett's classic The Secret Garden. An orphaned teenager is taken in by a reluctant distant relative, and in her new home makes an unexpected friend and finds a secret realm. It has shades of the quirky fantastical in the style of Miya...