Tim's whole life, he has lived with constant staring from people around him. He has waited decades for a procedure that can cure him of a condition in his neck that causes him pain and constant public humiliation.All he wants is to live a normal life as he awaits the call of his doctor. But what he discovers is much more terrifying and deeply disturbing than he could have imagined.

A collection of humorous and painfully frank poems recounting various interactions with villainous bitches - from the pompous & frosty, to the shady & skanky. Includes "Mutton Dressed As Mutton", the betrayal of "Caught Red Handed", the devious "Little Miss Innocent" and exposing the unsavoury deeds of a "Shady Lady".

How well do you know your noughties music? Do you think you can recognize a song from a single line of lyrics? If so, then this is the book for you! This eBook features 120 questions ranging from basic ones (to get you into the swing of things) all the way through to those that will have you scratching your head saying 'I KNOW this one!'. Perfect for all the family, this book is great fun for any occasion.

Are you a perfect match for Harry Styles?Find out right after reading this book!Question #4What’s Your Favorite Movie Genre?a. Comedyb. Horrorc. Chick Flickd. DramaQuestion #13What is the Color of Your Eyes?a. Brownb. Greenc. Blued. BlackQuestion #23How Would You Describe Yourself?a. Romanticb. Nonchalantc. Studiousd. PerceptiveGet more questions ...

PEOPLE LOVE THEIR PETS.SOME PEOPLE LOVE THEIR PETSA LITTLE TOO MUCH.Who could blame Mr. Whiskers for trying to high-dive from a penthouse window or Fluffy for crawling into a washing machine? After being dressed up for Halloween, married off in elaborate weddings, toted everywhere in baby backpacks, or just plain coddled within an inch of their sanity by obsessively doting owners, these pets are on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Or worse. They’d call the suicide h...

Finally enjoying herself to the fullest, online meme legend and new ace of Live-On Yuki Tanaka now leads a double virtual life—on one hand, her (mostly) wholesome and Awayuki Kokorone persona, and on the other, her booze-loving, girl-worshiping Shuwa-chan personality. But just as she’s getting into the swing of things, Live-On, announces its fourth generation: three new girls who promise to push the limits of what this cast of characters is all about. To make matters worse, the first girl ...

Insult JokesOne hundred of hilarious and funny jokes !Have fun and laugh!

Talk now with your baby and pre-verbal toddler using sign language!!**Start learning right away with this short downloadable e-book. Read it on the go, on cellphones, e-book readers, iPad, iPhone & iPod Touch.**Includes over 30 clear, large photos of mom-recommended beginning ASL sign language signs, with text descriptions.- Signing promotes verbal language formation in young children by promoting neuron creation

What do you do when you see yourself in a photo you can't possibly be in?

A humorous look at the perks of being visually impaired through the eyes of a woman who has recently lost a large portion of her vision

Ever been hit in the head so hard that it left a metal taste in your mouth?That’s what happens every time I get punched or hit in the head in a violent manner. Whether it’s training in the ring, or getting into a fight on the streets or at work. I usually use it as a trigger. I get hit, I start to taste metal on my tongue- like a penny or a quarter in your mouth, but liquid and cold.That’s when the rage kicks in. I taste metal and I lose control. It helps. You see, I’m so l...

A deeply personal collection of poetry and art by the award-winning actor, comedian, and composer.With a poetic voice that is by turns lyrical and plainspoken, Charlyne Yi writes about the uncertainty of relationships, the absurdity of societal expectations, family trauma, and identity. In this intimate collection, you'll find poems and accompanying line illustrations that are playful and profound, sometimes darkly funny, and often acutely moving."Dir...