The second in the series of three diaries about running a bed and breakfast guesthouse - a sequel to Wipe Your Feet Please!. Simon, the owner, and his wife Sally, a part-time teacher, both write diary entries about day-to-day incidences. Simon has little patience and becomes frustrated with the guests who find him irritating. Simon plasters the walls of the hall and dining room with notices forbidding his guests to undertake various activities. He wages war on dog-walkers who won't clear u...

Seventeen short stories demonstrating the greed and temptations of the characters. These stories include some alternative sources of meat, shrunken heads, poisoning, a hit-man and more. Some are not for the squeamish.

Jean is a house-sitter. She travels around mainland Britain, looking after people's houses, gardens and pets while they are on holiday. The animals she cares for range from chickens to goats, snakes to tortoises and innumerable cats and dogs.Encounters with a panty nicker, a bigamist and an alcoholic septuagenarian and more, cause her grief. An indifferent husband, computer hacker son, multi-married sister and in-laws make for a comic look at life.

The third in the diaries of a bed and breakfast guesthouse run by Simon and Sally. Simon continues to be irritated by his guests, and puts up more posters prohibiting guests to do almost everything. He publishes a book about his experiences, with himself as a genial host which receives dire reviews. His appearance on Four In A Bed is also a trial. Sally continues to try to placate him and their guests, although her sister's engagement to Simon's old enemy ruffles his feathers. He purchases...

Simon is the opinionated co-owner with his long suffering wife, Sally, of a seaside Bed and Breakfast guesthouse in Paignton, Devon, England.He catapults from one crisis to another, usually of his own making. His angst is caused by his teenage son, in-laws, cleaning staff, a prisoner, a suspected paedophile, various guests and a long-running feud with another hotelier.He finds himself mixed up in a campaign to make dog owners clean up dog mess, and has several brushes with t...

A fictional account of a radiographer's life in a hospital. Steph Kerris is a radiographer in a hospital. Her superintendent manager is evil; her colleagues and most patients are slightly potty, and her family is a trial, particularly her mother, grandmother and sister. The job is not just about pressing a button. She deals with people who have accidently and purposely swallowed objects, a man who wants his dog X-rayed, a drug mule and a flasher. Then there is Boney, the skeleton used for ...