In a vast, inhabited galaxy, two corrupt businessmen are battling each other for supremacy. At stake is a lucrative contract, and these ruthless antagonists will not quit until one of them takes the prize.Clunk, an elderly robot, and Hal Spacejock, a penniless cargo pilot, are worthless pawns to be sucked in by these corrupt businessmen. Sucked in, chewed up and spat out again.But this time the pawns are fighting back.This time, the little guys have...

Welcome to the Peace Force!Would you work for a deranged robot? Harriet Walsh does!It's her first day on the job, and Peace Force trainee Harriet Walsh is given a pretend case to solve. It's not like she can take on a real case, because Dismolle is a peaceful planet and there's absolutely no crime.That's about to change, though, because Harriet's unearthed some real, live suspects. Now she just has to find out what kind of crime they're committing!

Sam Willet expected to become a fighter pilot, just like her brother, but instead she's selected for Tactical Operations.She expected to blast enemies in deep space, but instead she's stationed on a third-rate ship. Her job: to direct battles from the safety of her console.She was supposed to end the decades-old interstellar war with fancy flying and withering bursts of gunfire, not with a screen and headset!Then Sam receives terrible news:...

Welcome to the Old Kingdom!It's a wonderful time to visit! There's lots to do and plenty to see!Participate* in a public execution!Wave a pathetic little sword at the Queen's Champion! (With luck**, become the new queen's champion!)Practice real magic***, in public!Make fun of the Halfling**** and experience excruciating pain!What are you waiting for? Dive into the Old Kingdom right now! *****

An unlikely trio of ghost hunters ply their trade in Victorian England. But have they met their match?London, 1871. When I applied for the position of bookkeeper with Professor Twickham and his daughter, I lied about my qualifications. In turn, they lied about the job for which I was applying.Had we not been so untruthful with each other, there might have been fewer night terrors stalking the inhabitants of the City. Fewer unexplained disap...

"I read it at a sitting and couldn't put it down." - Tom HoltHal Spacejock Omnibus One contains three full-length novels plus a bonus short story.Here's what you get:A Robot Named Clunk (Hal Spacejock Book 1)Clunk, a clapped-out robot, is convinced he's about to be junked. Instead, his penny-pinching boss is sending him off to be refurbished. Being old and wise, Clunk knows there's a catch,...

Get three books in one! Set in the distant future, where humanity spans the galaxy and robots are second-class citizens, Hal Spacejock will strike a chord with fans of Red Dwarf and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, while simultaneously forging its own wacky, off-beat path through the cosmos.Hal Spacejock Omnibus Two contains books 4-6 in the Hal Spacejock series (No Free Lunch, Baker's Dough and Safe Art) PLUS a bonus short story: Hal Spacejock Fr...

Hal returns to his ship after a shopping expedition and finds Clunk in a right old state. Break out the crayons and colouring sheets ... they're booked in for a school visit!Hal and Clunk, stars of the Hal Spacejock comedy series, feature in this 3500-word short story. Hal Spacejock: Visit slots into the series any time after Hal Spacejock (book one), but can be read and enjoyed as a stand-alone.

A straightforward cargo delivery takes a left turn after Hal Spacejock gets sidetracked. But with 200 shares in a worthless company on offer, who wouldn't step into a makeshift teleporter which has already claimed one victim?Hal and Clunk, stars of the Hal Spacejock comedy series, feature in this brand new 8000-word short story. Framed slots into the series any time after Hal Spacejock: Second Course, but can be read and enjoyed as a stand...

The Secret Signal is the first book in a thrilling new series by award-winning author, Simon Haynes.No swearing and no adult concepts ... just good clean fun.Ten-year-old Hal Junior lives with his mum and dad aboard a space station orbiting planet Gyris, along with a large crew of scientists and his best mate, Stephen "Stinky" Binn.Hal's way smarter than the adults on board, but instead of flying spaceships or inventing killer robots, what ...

For the first time, get all three Harriet Walsh novels in one volume!All the Harriet Walsh novels are set in the distant future, where the galaxy has been colonised and human-like robots are commonplace. They're good clean fun, written with wry humor.PEACE FORCEWould you work for a deranged robot? Harriet Walsh does!Harriet's weapon won't fire without the right paperwork, the patrol car is driving h...

Contains Hal Spacejock books 7-9 plus Albion.Hal Spacejock 7: Big BangA house clearance job sounds like easy money, but rising floodwaters, an unstable landscape and a surprise find are going to make life very difficult for Hal and Clunk.Hal Spacejock 8: Double TroubleHal Spacejock lands on planet Alteia, where he's so distracted by his own problems that he forgets to collect Clunk from the luggage rack. Not to worry, becau...