Clunk, an elderly robot, has reached the end of his useful life. He has one last chance to earn a much-needed overhaul.Hal Spacejock, a crash-prone pilot, will have multiple bones rearranged if he doesn't repay a loan shark.Clunk is patient, reasonable and brimming with helpful suggestions.Hal is stubborn, quick to anger and incapable of listening to good advice.They're as compatible as a burning match and a stick of dynamit...

It's her first day as a rookie... but will it be her last?The Peace Force is an intergalactic crime-fighting organisation with a fearsome reputation, boundless resources, and legions of highly trained officers.Harriet Walsh is a broke 21-year-old living on a remote planet. When the Peace Force invites her to join, she grabs the opportunity with both hands.Unfortunately, Harriet's new boss is a deranged ex-military robot, and it takes a sink-or-swim ...

Sam Willet expected to become a fighter pilot, just like her brother, but instead she's selected for Tactical Operations.She expected to blast enemies in deep space, but instead she's stationed on a third-rate ship. Her job: to direct battles from the safety of her console.She was supposed to end the decades-old interstellar war with fancy flying and withering bursts of gunfire, not with a screen and headset!Then Sam receives terrible news:...

Welcome to the Old Kingdom!It's a wonderful time to visit! There's lots to do and plenty to see!Participate* in a public execution!Wave a pathetic little sword at the Queen's Champion! (With luck**, become the new queen's champion!)Practice real magic***, in public!Make fun of the Halfling**** and experience excruciating pain!What are you waiting for? Dive into the Old Kingdom right now! *****

This is who you call with your ghost problem. Unfortunately the telephone hasn’t been invented yet.London, 1871. An unlikely trio patrol the foggy, gaslit streets, grabbing ghosts, snatching spirits and apprehending apparitions.The Professor: a proud, perpetually pickled gentleman with an iron constitution and a rusty sense of right and wrong.His daughter Roberta: headstrong and wilful. When she sees what s...

"I read it at a sitting and couldn't put it down." - Tom HoltHal Spacejock Omnibus One contains three full-length novels plus a bonus short story.Here's what you get:A Robot Named Clunk (Hal Spacejock Book 1)Clunk, a clapped-out robot, is convinced he's about to be junked. Instead, his penny-pinching boss is sending him off to be refurbished. Being old and wise, Clunk knows there's a catch,...

Get three books in one! Set in the distant future, where humanity spans the galaxy and robots are second-class citizens, Hal Spacejock will strike a chord with fans of Red Dwarf and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, while simultaneously forging its own wacky, off-beat path through the cosmos.Hal Spacejock Omnibus Two contains books 4-6 in the Hal Spacejock series (No Free Lunch, Baker's Dough and Safe Art) PLUS a bonus short story: Hal Spacejock Fr...

Who thought it was a good idea to let Hal Spacejock inspire the next generation of spacefarers?Clunk has arranged a school visit, and Hal only agrees after he learns about the free lunch.All he has to do is give a speech, hand out a few gifts and admire a project the students have been working on.Simple.Unfortunately, Hal's speech has been neutered, his gifts are about as welcome as detention, and the 'student project' involves strapping the...

The Secret Signal is the first book in a thrilling new series by award-winning author, Simon Haynes.No swearing and no adult concepts ... just good clean fun.Ten-year-old Hal Junior lives with his mum and dad aboard a space station orbiting planet Gyris, along with a large crew of scientists and his best mate, Stephen "Stinky" Binn.Hal's way smarter than the adults on board, but instead of flying spaceships or inventing killer robots, what ...

For the first time, get all three books in the first Dragon and Chips trilogy in a single collection.More than 800 pages with over 210,000 words of fiction.Tasty, fire-breathing dragons. Angry sea serpents. Sea battles, land battles, assassins and more.Get it now!(All three novels are also available in audiobook)

Contains Hal Spacejock books 7-9 plus Albion.Hal Spacejock 7: Big BangA house clearance job sounds like easy money, but rising floodwaters, an unstable landscape and a surprise find are going to make life very difficult for Hal and Clunk.Hal Spacejock 8: Double TroubleHal Spacejock lands on planet Alteia, where he's so distracted by his own problems that he forgets to collect Clunk from the luggage rack. Not to worry, becau...

Three Harriet Walsh novels in one action-packed collection!Throughout the rest of the galaxy, the Peace Force is an intergalactic crime-fighting organisation with a fearsome reputation, boundless resources and legions of highly trained officers.But on Planet Dismolle they're anything but.Peace Force: Harriet's first day as a rookie quickly turns into a deadly investigation. She came looking for a steady pay packet, but may have foun...