Reality is breaking, verse is to blame, and Oscar Teabag-Dooven is absolutely the wrong cat to fix it.Oscar never meant to get tangled in a plot involving forbidden vaults, exploding cafés and an ex-poet turned reality-warping megalomaniac. But here he is, paws-deep in syllables and sabotage, trying to stop a transformation that could obliterate everything.Joined by Tabby Miss Cakes, an insane librarian who punches everyone in the face, they become the most...

The world is broken. They're still trying to fix it. Or at least survive it.The city of Liebe is gone and Oscar presumed dead. With Tabby Miss Cakes adrift in a crumbling realm of myth and memory, she's not sure what's real anymore—or if anything ever was.When Oscar reappears, inexplicably alive, the two stumble into a bizarrely wholesome world where people sand horses, kindness is weaponised and no one seems to notice the sky is falling.That's beca...

Medicine should heal, not tear people apart.Cantar Ethanual Holt, professor of anatomy at a prestigious medical school, is fighting to reclaim a lost surgical career. But when his wife's cancer returns, his hopes are shattered.At the same time, Richmond Merchison-Banks, an arrogant but brilliant medical student, is humiliated into repeating after Cantar is forced to fail him.When both men become infatuated with second year medical student, Livia Bravanovski, they're...

Oscar Teabag-Dooven, former Velvet Paw of Asquith and occasional poet, is ready to leave the chaos behind. Having faced tendony beasts, collapsing palaces, poetic terrorists and exploding pastries, he’d much prefer foccussing on the opening night of his theatrical debut. Unfortunately, the world has other ideas.With monstrous, skinless creatures tearing across kingdoms and the sinister Ar’dath-Irr wielding dark magic like its going out of fashion, Oscar is again hailed as the hero ...

One Poet. Eighty Thousand Corpses. Infinite Regret.The villain's a poet, the weapon is verse, and the whole world's a stage.The Ar'dath-Irr's final act is nearly complete — and the applause will be apocalyptic.Oscar Teabag-Dooven, once a Velvet Paw, is all that stands between a fractured universe and total obliteration.But Oscar wanted to be a poet, not a hero, not a destroyer, and certainly not the most loathed animal on the planet. After h...

Reality is breaking, verse is to blame, and Oscar Teabag-Dooven is absolutely the wrong cat to fix it.Oscar never meant to get tangled in a plot involving forbidden vaults, exploding cafés and an ex-poet turned reality-warping megalomaniac. But here he is, paws-deep in syllables and sabotage, trying to stop a transformation that could obliterate everything.Joined by Tabby Miss Cakes, an insane librarian who punches everyone in the face, they become the most unlikely duo to ...

Oscar was supposed to deliver a poetry recital, not the apocalypse.Oscar Teabag-Dooven, former Velvet Paw of Asquith and occasional poet, is ready to leave the chaos behind. Having faced tendony beasts, collapsing palaces, poetic terrorists and exploding pastries, he'd much prefer foccussing on the opening night of his theatrical debut. Unfortunately, the world has other ideas.With monstrous, skinless creatures tearing across kingdoms and the sinister Ar'da...

The villain’s a poet, the weapon is verse, and the whole world’s a stage.The Ar’dath-Irr’s final act is nearly complete — and the applause will be apocalyptic.Oscar Teabag-Dooven, once a Velvet Paw, is all that stands between a fractured universe and total obliteration.But Oscar wanted to be a poet, not a hero, not a destroyer, and certainly not the most loathed animal on the planet. After his avant-garde recital triggers mass death, suspicious reincarnations and ca...

Follow a man barely deserving of the title as he flails through a turgid cesspit of human depravity, only to discover that he’s the one bunging up its U-bend. Wrongly Writing has even more psychiatrists, anaphylaxis and cringing social ineptitude than the first Wrong Book, and proves that while editors exist for a reason, the author clearly doesn’t. Similar to The Bible, in that Jesus is mentioned over twenty times, and entirely dissimilar to Médard Alard's 1922 masterpiece, "Est-ce Que Qu...

Follow a man barely deserving of the title as he flails through a turgid cesspit of human depravity, only to discover that he’s the one bunging up its U-bend. Wrongly Writing has even more psychiatrists, anaphylaxis and cringing social ineptitude than the first Wrong Book, and proves that while editors exist for a reason, the author clearly doesn’t.Similar to The Bible, in that Jesus is mentioned over twenty times, and entirely dissimilar to Médard Alard's 1922 masterpiece, "Est-ce...

In a world where cats and dogs act like people, absurdity reigns supreme.Bedlam threatens to engulf the world—unless Oscar can stop it, which he's willing to try, provided he has an enormous breakfast first.When the Tremblees, Arabesque's ambitious aide d'camp, stumbles across a translation of an ancient language revealing the existence of a fabled stone, he vows to find it for greed and vengeance.With a dead dog stuck to a car bonnet, some burst lu...

Medicine should heal, not tear people apart.Cantar Ethanual Holt, professor of anatomy at a prestigious medical school, is fighting to reclaim a lost surgical career. But when his wife’s cancer returns, his hopes are shattered.At the same time, Richmond Merchison-Banks, an arrogant but brilliant medical student, is humiliated into repeating after Cantar is forced to fail him.When both men become infatuated with second year medical student, Livia Bravanovski, they’re th...