… I was balancing a vodka, a whiskey, and a wine in one hand, three beers in the other, and was pouring some Peruvian corn port shots out along the dash. This was foolish because I needed at least two hands free to make horrendous finger gestures, and another to throw empties into the yards I was racing through on my way home...My name's Guy and hi. This is a tale of my wild PARTY PARTY BEERY VODKAY DRAMBUIEY life as a student. Now lets use science to tell us where religion fits in...

"Dude, can you hurry up so we can party?" my mates asked.I switched gears to proofreading one of my more autobiographical pieces focussed on how much I've matured over the years. Like a superb and resonant champagne, I've improved with time.It would no doubt take my mind off a debilitating sadness caused by a horrendous tragedy. My old friend Albert of the Royal New Zealand Army had recently become unemployed and dead at the same time when he was fired...

The incredible action/drama/sci-fi/bustblocking/hypercongealing/d20 rolling totally epic romance novel. Johnny, Mark and Andrew fight against the evil necromancer bad guye Wordsworth, whose bikini may or may not be getting rumpled when the boys' maths teacher, Mr. Woodcock, has a few ideas about doing some extra revision. But oh no! Johnny is in love with Deborah, who only cares about problems in society! Oh, and the rugby. But oh no again! Johnny must battle against evil! And he only has ...

What Do The Experts Say?And just as importantly What do they NOT say?This book argues and demonstrates that experts have consistently exaggerated in their claim that fluorine should be considered an essential element for humans and suggests reasons why.Expert focus on fluorine has detracted from the importance of elements and compounds that are definitely essential in the growth of teeth. In 2017 Guy Armstrong spen...

“Dude, can you hurry up so we can party?” my mates asked.I switched gears to proofreading one of my more autobiographical pieces focussed on how much I’ve matured over the years. Like a superb and resonant champagne, I’ve improved with time.It would no doubt take my mind off a debilitating sadness caused by a horrendous tragedy. My old friend Albert of the Royal New Zealand Army had recently become unemployed and dead at the same time when he was fired from his job as can...

My name's Guy and hi. This is the second edition of my first book, written after my third beer, with about eleven thousand words, arranged to maximise the silliness levels. It's about my life - or a few weekends of it, anyway - as a student. Parties, politics and police all have a role, albeit lightheartedly.Here's a sample:I drove round and round the Basin Reserve, I don’t know how many times, in my switched reluctance bicycle at about five miles an hour. I’d kidnapped...

The incredible action/drama/sci-fi/bustblocking/hypercongealing/d20 rolling totally epic romance fantasy political thriller amazing novel. Johnny, Mark and Andrew fight against the evil necromancer bad guye Wordsworth, whose bikini may or may not be getting rumpled when the boys' maths teacher, Mr. Woodcock, has a few ideas about doing some extra revision. But oh no! Johnny is in love with Deborah, who only cares about problems in society! Oh, and the rugby. But oh no again! Johnny must ba...

The incredible action/drama/sci-fi/bustblocking/hypercongealing/d20 rolling totally epic romance novel. Johnny, Mark and Andrew fight against the evil necromancer bad guye Wordsworth, whose bikini may or may not be getting rumpled when the boys' maths teacher, Mr. Woodcock, has a few ideas about doing some extra revision. But oh no! Johnny is in love with Deborah, who only cares about problems in society! Oh, and the rugby. But oh no again! Johnny must battle against evil! And he only has ...

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Lady Sidekick has gathered up all the tired tropes for women so you don't have to! From the Femme Fatale to the Crazy Cat Lady, the Bridezilla to the Girl Next Door, it calls them out and, most importantly, RECLAIMS them. For too long women have been pigeonholed into a handful of tired and basic characters, their personality and behaviour criticised if they don't fit the role society thinks they should be playing. Lady Sidekick analyses fifty of the most ...

Put the phone down.Back away from the Tinder.Some people should just never be allowed on online dating…Dating apps were invented to make finding a potential match a breeze – you can do it from the comfort of your own home! In your pyjamas! But for some people, the instant, no-effort-required nature of online dating (and the fact that you can’t get punched in the face for a dodgy chat-up line) brings out their worst side.From cringeworthy conversation starters to...

*New York Times Bestseller, Pepper Winters, delivers another delicious Dark Romance.**5 STARS - You don't know DARK ROMANCE until you've picked upa Pepper Winters book!--*Shayna's Book Blog5 STARS - This book wrecked me! Ripped me apart bit by bit!--Deb Carroll"I'm not the hero in this story, girl. You'd do best to remember that."Once upon a time, I was an eighteen year old psychology student.