His side of the story... finally.They say history is written by the victors-so what happens when the loser grabs the pen?Kicked out of Heaven for what he calls a "creative disagreement," Satan is back-and ready to set the record straight. With a cigar in one hand and a grudge in the other, the Devil walks us through the messy truth behind divine politics, human history, and his not-so-glamorous gig as Earth's most misunderstood villain.The Devil...

Her former one-night stand is now her roommate. Oops.When electrical engineer and depressed plushie enthusiast Rose Pang decides to go out alone one evening, she certainly doesn’t expect to meet easygoing landscaper Cal. They spend an enjoyable night together, and the next day, romance is on her mind. Cal promises to text…but he never does. Hurt, Rose tries her best to forget about him.But several months later, in a terrible twist of fate, Rose discovers th...

The star and creative force behind Mr. Show and Arrested Development pens his "first and final book, chronicling his meteoric rise and abysmal fall in the literary world."After a decade spent in isolation in the Ugandan jungles thinking about stuff, David Cross has written his first book. Known for roles on the small screen such as "never-nude" Tobias Funke on Arrested Development and the role of "David" in Mr. Show With Bob And David,...

An Instant New York Times Bestseller“This voice-driven, relatable, heartfelt and emotional story will make any parent tear up.”—Good Morning America, “15 Delightful Books Perfect for Spring Reading”Operating Instructions meets Glennon Doyle in this new book by famed NPR reporter Mary Louise Kelly that is destined to become a classic—about the year before her son goes to college—and the joys,...

Finally enjoying herself to the fullest, online meme legend and new ace of Live-On Yuki Tanaka now leads a double virtual life—on one hand, her (mostly) wholesome and Awayuki Kokorone persona, and on the other, her booze-loving, girl-worshiping Shuwa-chan personality. But just as she’s getting into the swing of things, Live-On, announces its fourth generation: three new girls who promise to push the limits of what this cast of characters is all about. To make matters worse, the first girl ...

A hysterically funny and slyly insightful new collection of essays from New York Times bestselling author Annabelle Gurwitch, about her own family of scam artists and hucksters, as well as the sisterhoods, temporary tribes, communities, and cults who have become surrogates along the way.When Annabelle Gurwitch was a child, surrounded by a cast of epically dysfunctional relatives, she secretly prayed that it was all a terrible mistake. Maybe she was a long-...

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” —Albert EinsteinA woman runs out of hairspray and thinks Gorilla Glue spray will work in a pinch. An undertaker manages to lose his hearse, with the deceased still inside. A British man legally changes his name to “Céline Dion” while drunk . . . and then decides to keep it. A #PeeYourPants challenge on social media actually takes off.For millennia, people have been doing stupid thi...

This book is about shit. Not the shit you have in your closet or those lying around the house or the shit in your car, but it is about shit. The stuff that comes out of your body when you have to go to the bathroom. Not the stuff that comes out the front side but the stuff that comes out of your butt. It doesnt matter how poor you are, how rich you are, how ugly you are, or how beautiful you are. It doesnt matter if you are skinny or overweight. And no matter what you may think, your shit ...

Let's face it, who has the time or inclination to topple a government these days? I mean, with daily obligations like video games and heavy drinking, it's hard to find the time to even get a parking ticket overturned. Never fear, Tiny Acts of Rebellion will show you hundreds of ways to revolt against the tedium of everyday life. Whether it's making rude gestures to a hotel clerk under the desk or making your own 'Do Not Disturb' sign that says 'Come In If You Like Swordplay', Rich...

Laugh Out Loud with 200 of the Most Hilarious Short Dad Jokes!Brace yourself for some serious cringing, laughing, and eye-rolling with "Embarrassing Dad Jokes". This ebook collection of 200 short and family-friendly jokes has been carefully handpicked to have you both groaning and grinning from ear to ear in no time.Are you a fan of dad puns, hilarious dad jokes, worst dad jokes, or perhaps the best dad jokes out there? No matter what kind of dad humor tick...

"At the end of a long, chaotic road, VTuber Legend circles back to the girl who started the whole thing: Awayuki Kokorone. She’s helped the rest of Live-On’s fifth gen spread their wings, but there’s still one puzzle she hasn’t solved: herself. With her success already sky-high, is this really all there is? Is the rest of her career just...downhill from here? To find out, Awayuki tries anything and everything. She reaches. She overreaches. She flies a little too close to the sun and sparks...

… I was balancing a vodka, a whiskey, and a wine in one hand, three beers in the other, and was pouring some Peruvian corn port shots out along the dash. This was foolish because I needed at least two hands free to make horrendous finger gestures, and another to throw empties into the yards I was racing through on my way home...My name's Guy and hi. This is a tale of my wild PARTY PARTY BEERY VODKAY DRAMBUIEY life as a student. Now lets use science to tell us where religion fits in...