Don't Eat Humans: A Dragon's Hilarious Rulebook on Life" is a whimsical tale of a dragonling embarking on the monumental journey of reading and learning the ways of the world. Guided by the humorous yet sage advice of a seasoned dragon companion, the young dragon discovers the nuances of draconic etiquette beyond its first thousand years. From the art of graceful flight to the perplexities of temperature regulation, and the necessity of maintaining an intimidating façade, the dragon naviga...

It was inevitable, the zombies and vampires could never exist together. The wars will be never ending, our lives and world are now over. This is the answer we found to all of our questions.

Working the helpdesk at a large contracting firm should be a straight forward job. Unfortunately, when the company is staffed by vampires and the jaded "helpless desk" technician is too lazy to notice, answers are hard to find. Times change and he wont be lazy for long, his destiny is more than paper jams and voicemails. He's not aware of it, but he will be. Once he becomes one of them.

The year is 121 AD, the Roman Empire has fixed its borders and built Hadrian's Wall separating the north from Romanized Gaul. For the construction a community is forcibly relocated, within there is a young woman with nothing left to lose named Eiren. Even with their wall in place the Romans still push north. She has heard the tales of the witches living in the north, she needs that power to help.

The bond between two beings can be unexplainable. Friendship comes in many forms, when love is found there is reason to stay. Turc lived as a solitary hunter in the eastern mountains for his adult life. Far above the corruption of the cities, and the Savage empire that is always looking for those unfortunate enough to serve in their entertainment arenas. Can a true friendship overcome fierce hate?

Do you want to live for eternity? One man, Thomas Lorey already has the ability. The last surviving member of the eternity project, he has outlived his usefulness. Now, he runs from the same people who brought him into the project and gave him this "gift". There's only one person alive who can help him now, someone he has been running from for five years. His assigned government minder.

Once upon a time Dudlee dragonfly woke in a strange land where there was no color. This confused Dudlee, where he came from was a bright and colorful place. Flying in the colorless sky Dudlee meets friends such as Bob the beetle, and Sylvia spider. They tell him about Professor Mosquito, who stole all the color from the land and placed it into his orb of light. Will Dudlee be able to save them?

Zombie Joe wants some brains, but more than that he wants some waffles! In his quest for waffles and brains Zombie Joe meets some humans he would rather not. How can he escape them? Joe's gonna need extra brains for this one, maybe a shotgun.(4,605 words)(This includes the sequel Zombie Joe shaves the pogo stick legs)

The C.E.O. of MorphoTech Jarrod Murks and his development team are set to unveil the world's first artificial intelligence. Revealed to a packed arena of thousands, the introduction of the E.V.E. machine does not go quite as planned. Through hard lessons they learn that individuality is more complicated than ones and zeros, a soul is something to be earned, it cannot be programmed into existence.

In a world of pure magic there has been peace and light forever. Never has the magic been corrupted or used for evil purposes. Teachers had instructed pupils in elemental and light magic uninterrupted, creating a perfect world of magical bliss. No paradise may last forever and on a world unprepared for evil, dark magic comes unbidden.

I will try to relay to you, the reader, wherever you are, in whatever time and place, the horror of a planet gone crazy overnight. Fantasy became reality bringing death. When you picture the concepts of reality and fantasy in your mind there is a clear line separating them, fiction over here, and nonfiction over here. On March 3rd 2033 at 3:33pm EST, a dark fantasy became an unbearable reality.

Perhaps in Terken's Mill or even Rarthereon, those were big cities, but not here, not in the low country. Mart could hardly imagine a reason such an odd looking visitor would come to Laenk. The town was the furthest south you could travel in the whole of the country before hitting the Sea of Souls. Still, he sat there in the shadowy corners, smoking, dressed all in black, with eyes glowing red.