A laugh-out-loud 'best of' selection of TommyInnit's most weird and wonderful quotes - plus much more - carefully selected to BLOW YOUR MIND by him and best friend Wilbur Soot.'Nah, I think I'd be a pretty bad shark''What if God was just legs?''We're really just chilling, fellas'Born sometime in the early 2000s, TommyInnit's first job was a YouTuber. No, really, we're not joking, the very first job he had was a YouTu...

A short ebook exclusive story from the Sunday Times bestselling author of Christmas for BeginnersBeth and Michael have worked hard all their married life to give their children everything they want. It hasn't been easy but it's been worth it. Now, as Beth enjoys quality time with her family on their beach holiday, she knows she has a lot to be thankful for. But it's not until she's faced with her biggest challenge yet that Beth really begins to understand how luck...

The English Greek Joke Book is an excellent way for Greeks to practise their English - and for foreigners who are trying to learn Greek. Great jokes like:"Mαμά, μπορώ να φορέσω σουτιέν τώρα που είμαι δεκαέξι; ""Όχι, Ντέιβιντ."or this classicΈνας άντρας ογδόντα ετών επισκέφτηκε τον γιατρό του."Πρόκειται να παντρευτώ την επόμενη εβδομάδα, γιατρέ.""Πολύ καλά", είπε ο γιατρός. "Πόσων ετών είναι η φίλη σου;""Δεκαοχτώ", απάντησε ο άντρας.

Learn Russian With Jokes is a collection of 100 jokes in easy Russian and is a great way for you to improve your ability to speak, read, and understand that language. So how does it work?Jokes: On each page you have a joke in Russian. The jokes have been selected so that they are not too difficult and don't rely on puns.Vocabulary: If your Russian is not great, you can read the vocabulary in blue before you start reading the joke.Translation: If you want to check yo...

A collection of short stories and poems with a twist

The English Hindi Joke Book is a collection of 100 jokes in easy English and is a great way for you to improve your ability to speak, read, and understand English. So how does it work?Jokes: On each page you have a joke in English. The jokes have been selected so that they are not too difficult and don't rely on puns.Vocabulary: If your English is not great, you can read the vocabulary at the bottom before you start reading the joke.Translation: If you want to check...

Burdened with a face only a mother could love, Stan Cattermole determined to find a woman. Lugging his man-boobs along for the ride, Stan shows Bridget Jones how it's done in this hilarious, heart-wrenching and often outrageous account of his quest for love.This is no misery memoir, but a tell-it-like-it-is account of Stan's trials, tribulations and small triumphs, in and out of the bedroom. One part love story, one part family saga, eight parts outrageous, laugh-out-loud tragicome...

Kevin Bower returns with some of his best work to date. New loveable characters, heroes to cheer and villains to jeer. Everyone will love this new selection of hilarious poems.

Learn Hebrew With Jokes is a collection of 100 jokes in easy Hebrew and is a great way for you to improve your knowledge of that language. So how does it work?Jokes: On each page you have a joke in Hebrew. The jokes have been selected so that they are not too difficult and don't rely on puns.Vocabulary: If your Hebrew is not great, you can read the vocabulary at the bottom of the page before you start reading the joke.Translation: If you want to check your understan...

WARNING: This book contains thirteen DARK and twisted poems, please do not read if you are uncomfortable with violence, twisted love, psychologically and emotionally twisted situations.Dark Poetry is a collection of dark psychological and emotional poems.To have one written for you send a Prompt, Word or a Picture.I’ve never cut myselfBut I’ll understand if you doI can’t blame youIt must feel so goodI can pic...

Sarah has spent the last few weeks wondering what’s going on between her and Robert. They got close during their class project, but then he had to rush off and she hasn’t seen him since. She’s starting to think that she’s wasting her time. That is, until she gets a phone call from him saying that his father wants to meet her. In the blink of an eye everything changes and suddenly things start getting serious. But when Rob’s father makes it clear that she will never be family, what will she...

When Harry discovers that the most evil villain in the galaxy, Galactic Gary, has escaped from prison, it’s not just humankind that is in danger, but time itself.Galactic Gary is trying to discover the whereabouts of a special time bomb that muddles the days of the week. Wednesday can become Saturday and Sunday can become Tuesday! The parts of the bomb are hidden on three different planets and the boys are in a rapid race to recover them. It’s up to Harry and Colin...