This text brims over with stinging comments, verbal face slappings and subtle insults for dealing with every kind of person.

"The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him"-Robert BenchleyThis little book of comic quotations delves into the archives of history, literature, silver screen and popular culture and contains a hilarious collection of outrageous, cynical and just plain insulting quotes from the world's sharpest wits.

ASMR - Thought Pringles:Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response.An experience of static-like or tingling sensations.On the skin & scalp and down the neck - giving a feeling of well being.This Poem ASMR - Thought Pringles tries to capture that essence.

Groovy Satin Glutes : ZumbaThis Poem / rap lyrics,Groovy Satin Glutes is based on the fitness regimes of using the latest resistance bands that many Gyms and excercise classes employ.This has become quite a craze for women in general, but also some guys want the benefits of this novel way of fitness. I dont blame them! The ladies have it sussed.It was inspired by a certain Zumba lady.To see more Poems by the same Author please click the Link HERE:h...

Mind-Deep ( Ex Machina ): poem for Deep Minds.A poem based around the popular Sci-Fi film Ex Machina released in 2015.This poem was written on Saturday 25th November 2017 while watching the film on UK tv.What an experience, and thus inspired.** To see more Poems by the same Author please follow the link below:https://www.amazon.com/-/e/B00SG40RM8*NO A.I. has been used in the creation of this Poem. * As for all my poems.*Only the Purit...

Gold Taps Nice HouseWe are all guilty of misconception at differing times in our lives.This short story Gold Taps Nice House highlights our misconceptions and mistakes about people and places that we all too frequently do in our everyday situations.The woman in this short story will be misconceived by the reader as being both really nice and really nasty at different times within the storyline.That will be for you to judge when this happens. There is a bloss...

The Other Side of Colour - A POEM about a blossoming relationship.How colour doesn't get in the way of a truly mutually attracted couple, with a spice of humour.To see more Poems by the same Author please follow the link below: https://www.amazon.com/-/e/B00SG40RM8*****If you enjoy reading this Poem, can you Please leave your feedback REVIEW (not just a rating),many thanks.***** To contact the Author: Please add me Mike Miko on Facebook & then messag...

The One (1) and the Zero (0). Binary:About the intrinsic use of computer code down to Binary base level.They're all around us now, computers. In our heads with social media, and the internet is now part of our dna (so to speak).All fed by the 1's & the 0's !https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07GRC3428*MORE POEMS by the Author:https://www.amazon.com/-/e/B00SG40RM8To contact the Author: Please add me Mike Miko on Facebook & then message me, thanks.

Software Tarmacs :: The Road Ahead.Looking into the future, our decisions will increasingly be made by AI. Who knows where it will lead.As software tarmacs the road ahead !To contact the Author: Please add me Mike Miko on Facebook & then message me, thanks.https://www.facebook.com/mike.cco1 I will then contact the Author your behalf.or on Twitter: miko_1_dollar ~ Tumblr : ccobes ~ Instagram: Wild_Poetrys // wild_poetry_websTikTok: @wild_poetrys - m...

I Like the Rain. A poem about, guess what !Yes the glories of nature when it rains. The smell, the steamy feel, the composite squeal of natures flora & fauna.The rain, has a tendency to make people run for their houses, or any othernearby available shelter.Sometimes, you should consider staying out in one of Natures best refreshments!

"This Poem 'In The Eyes of Laura Mars'. Is a poem about a girl, you've always been infatuated with, and the qualities she beholds.All in Beauty & elegance & poise. The woman you would want to partner with,or would want to marry.

Big Techs: Hi 5 (Social Media Book 2)A Poem about : The 5 Biggest 'Tech' Companies in the Western World.In Chrono order: Microsoft, Apple, Amazon, Facebook (Meta), Alphabet (Google).A brief overview of these 5 biggest Social Media Tech companies and their emergence in chronological order.As they came springing forth as the Internet developed..https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09RW7WS43