Just in time for the Apocalypse comes a new Biblical scripture from God and thirteen-time Emmy Award–winning comedy writer David Javerbaum.3,000 years ago, King David wrote The Book of Psalms—hymns in praise of God that became famous worldwide. Now, with humanity on the verge of a self-generated catastrophe, God (with the help of another David) has decided to return, and reverse, the favor.God has collected a cornucopia of insults of the human race...

Just in time for the Apocalypse comes a new Biblical scripture from God and thirteen-time Emmy Award–winning comedy writer David Javerbaum.3,000 years ago, King David wrote The Book of Psalms—hymns in praise of God that became famous worldwide. Now, with humanity on the verge of a self-generated catastrophe, God (with the help of another David) has decided to return, and reverse, the favor.God has collected a cornucopia of insults of the human race...

Either a hilarious parody of a religious text or an informative collection of totally real stories from a definitely real church that could be the foundation-stone of the promised kingdom of peace and harmony—the decision is yours to make.What is the Church of SubGenius? Who is J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, and what kind of truths does he know? What is "Slack" and why do you need it? Will aliens truly descend upon our planet, and can you survive its destruction by bec...

The author and humorist Sam Levenson is quoted hundreds of time each day on Twitter, and his sayings appear on everything from t-shirts to inspirational signs. To read through and savor You Don't Have To Be In Who's Who To Know What's What is to discover much of the source material for his timeless wisdom. It is a treasure trove of topics ranging from family ("Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children") to perseverance ("Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep...

Starting Points: One Hundred Triggers for Writing, Journal-Keeping, and Personal Reflection encourages its readers to be journal-keepers who believe that their thoughts, insights, and discoveries are worth recording, then developing, and possibly publishing. Daniel Pelletier has selected one hundred items from his own journals and letters. Many of these are reflections upon Scripture, while others are inspired by experiences. A few poems and creative bits are included. A serious spirituali...

"So high seeing stars,feeling like oneHappy to the core, cloud nineThis atmosphere is a creation of smokeAm still broke""Going up is expensive,going down is for freeUnless you are going deep down to see the TitanicThat's different""The negative of a picture is never it's true dipictionThis perfectly pictures our situationSad hearts,smiley facesThese selfies never capture the true self"The poet has a way...

The word 'unveiled' literally means: to take off the veil - to reveal what someone is trying to hide or obscure. The text of Candy Coated Jesus (CCJ) is not a long tome trying to sound scholarly – yet it covers a lot of bases. It takes select passages from the New Testament (NT), verbatum, and decipher them according to the exact words and phrases therein.The text doesn't change words or skew them into lavishing praise upon Jesus and the other characters mentioned in the NT – as pre...

A highly readable, provocative, and comical short-lined verse meditation on life and living, "An Actor's Prologue" is fun to read alone or aloud with people who want to consider what it means to act in this world of beauty, love, and stupid ********. If you feel both excited by life and frustrated by the sorts of people you have to deal with, you may find this book not only a lively kick but also a comfort and an inspiration.

I now live in Dallas, Texas but was born in Tulsa, Oklahoma and raised in Wichita, Kansas. Let my start by saying I am super hyped about my fi rst publication! My poetry refl ects several aspects of lifes reality, sometimes animated, sometimes subdued but always in layman terms. My goal is for my poetry to impel my readers to take action regarding community involvement, citizen rights, and our future! The Motto by which I live is if your blessed with a talent, by all means USE IT! I starte...

After accepting Jesus Christ as her Lord and Savior, Peaceful Payne found herself struggling with issues she thought were long behind her. Through these struggles she found it comforting to express herself on paper rather than verbally and openly. Every moment of hurt, joy, confusion and triumph are captured on the pages of this book. You will be taken on a spiritual journey from realizing who God really is, to admitting faults, to overcoming flaws, to learning to forgive, to understanding...

This book gives a true account of one sojourners trip through a place that seemed hard to imagine, almost impossible to endure, and too painful to remember. For the sake of many lost in the valley of control and manipulation, this story begs to be told. It takes you on a trip to the underground secret world of the the fallen angel; Satan, and his secret society. A quilt is a bed covering made from patches of varying fabrics. They are intertwined by solid colors; others plaid, paisley, etc....

Healology is 2 books in 1. "Healing Power" is a book of aphorisms all created in and beyond the world of philosopher Criss Jami. "Studying Christendom" is a book of poetry and a lyrical experiment birthed from the universe of songwriter Criss Jami.