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Hal Spacejock Omnibus One

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Series series Hal Spacejock
Over 800 pages of laugh-out-loud sci-fi adventure!Hal Spacejock is an obstinate, over-confident, and woefully under-skilled cargo pilot. Clunk is a clapped-out, long-suffering robot who just wants to survive his next assignment. Together, they are the galaxy's most disastrous duo.This value-packed box set includes three full-length novels plus a bonus short story:Book 1: A Robot Named Clunk... ... Read more

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Over 800 pages of laugh-out-loud sci-fi adventure!Hal Spacejock is an obstinate, over-confident, and woefully under-skilled cargo pilot. Clunk is a clapped-out, long-suffering robot who just wants to survive his next assignment. Together, they are the galaxy's most disastrous duo.This value-packed box set includes three full-length novels plus a bonus short story:Book 1: A Robot Named Clunk...
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Hal Spacejock Omnibus Two

by Simon Haynes ...

Series series Hal Spacejock
Three complete novels. One bonus short story. Infinite cosmic chaos.If you love absurd, witty sci-fi, strap in for Hal Spacejock Omnibus Two (Books 4–6 plus bonus content). Join bumbling freighter pilot Hal Spacejock and his long-suffering robotic companion, Clunk, as they navigate dodgy contracts, lethal rivalries, and catastrophic bad luck across the galaxy.What’s Inside the Bundle:Book 4: No ... Read more

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Three complete novels. One bonus short story. Infinite cosmic chaos.If you love absurd, witty sci-fi, strap in for Hal Spacejock Omnibus Two (Books 4–6 plus bonus content). Join bumbling freighter pilot Hal Spacejock and his long-suffering robotic companion, Clunk, as they navigate dodgy contracts, lethal rivalries, and catastrophic bad luck across the galaxy.What’s Inside the Bundle:Book 4: No
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Hal Spacejock: Visit

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by Simon Haynes ...

Series series Hal Spacejock
Who thought it was a good idea to let Hal Spacejock inspire the next generation of spacefarers?Clunk has arranged a school visit, and Hal only agrees after he learns about the free lunch.All he has to do is give a speech, hand out a few gifts and admire a project the students have been working on.Simple.Unfortunately, Hal's speech has been neutered, his gifts are about as welcome as detention, and ... Read more

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Who thought it was a good idea to let Hal Spacejock inspire the next generation of spacefarers?Clunk has arranged a school visit, and Hal only agrees after he learns about the free lunch.All he has to do is give a speech, hand out a few gifts and admire a project the students have been working on.Simple.Unfortunately, Hal's speech has been neutered, his gifts are about as welcome as detention, and
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A Robot Named Clunk

by Simon Haynes ...

Series Book 1 - Hal Spacejock
Clunk, an elderly robot, has reached the end of his useful life. He has one last chance to earn a much-needed overhaul.Hal Spacejock, a crash-prone pilot, will have multiple bones rearranged if he doesn't repay a loan shark.Clunk is patient, reasonable and brimming with helpful suggestions.Hal is stubborn, quick to anger and incapable of listening to good advice.They're as compatible as a burning ... Read more

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Clunk, an elderly robot, has reached the end of his useful life. He has one last chance to earn a much-needed overhaul.Hal Spacejock, a crash-prone pilot, will have multiple bones rearranged if he doesn't repay a loan shark.Clunk is patient, reasonable and brimming with helpful suggestions.Hal is stubborn, quick to anger and incapable of listening to good advice.They're as compatible as a burning
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Hal Spacejock Omnibus Three

Hal Spacejock books 7-9, plus Albion

by Simon Haynes ...

Series series Hal Spacejock
Three full-length sci-fi comedies. One feast of a novella. Absolute galactic mayhem.Bumbling space pilot Hal Spacejock and his long-suffering, bulletproof robotic sidekick, Clunk, are back for another round of high-stakes, low-competence adventures in Hal Spacejock Omnibus Three (Books 7–9 plus Albion).What’s Inside the Box Set:Book 7: Big Bang — A simple house-clearance job sounds like eas... ... Read more

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Three full-length sci-fi comedies. One feast of a novella. Absolute galactic mayhem.Bumbling space pilot Hal Spacejock and his long-suffering, bulletproof robotic sidekick, Clunk, are back for another round of high-stakes, low-competence adventures in Hal Spacejock Omnibus Three (Books 7–9 plus Albion).What’s Inside the Box Set:Book 7: Big Bang — A simple house-clearance job sounds like eas...
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Hal Spacejock: Framed

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by Simon Haynes ...

Series series Hal Spacejock
A dodgy scientist is selling shares in his homemade teleporter, and Hal goes all in.When the teleporter actually works, Hal and Clunk are trapped in a wilderness with no way home. Their only hope is a nearby settlement, but it's inhabited by a tribe of bloodthirsty cannibals.Before long Hal is dressed in animal skins, wielding a machete and stealing food... from the cannibals.As for Clunk, with ... Read more

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A dodgy scientist is selling shares in his homemade teleporter, and Hal goes all in.When the teleporter actually works, Hal and Clunk are trapped in a wilderness with no way home. Their only hope is a nearby settlement, but it's inhabited by a tribe of bloodthirsty cannibals.Before long Hal is dressed in animal skins, wielding a machete and stealing food... from the cannibals.As for Clunk, with
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Zero

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by Simon Haynes ...

Series Book 100 - Hal Spacejock
Robots took all the good jobs. Hal got stuck with the worst.Working as a cargo loader at a second-rate spaceport on a third-rate planet isn't Hal Spacejock's idea of a glittering career. He doesn't want to haul crates. He wants to explore the galaxy in his very own freighter!Unfortunately, Hal is broke, behind on rent, and one mistake away from being replaced by a cheap, efficient robot.Escaping ... Read more

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Robots took all the good jobs. Hal got stuck with the worst.Working as a cargo loader at a second-rate spaceport on a third-rate planet isn't Hal Spacejock's idea of a glittering career. He doesn't want to haul crates. He wants to explore the galaxy in his very own freighter!Unfortunately, Hal is broke, behind on rent, and one mistake away from being replaced by a cheap, efficient robot.Escaping
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Second Course

by Simon Haynes ...

Series Book 2 - Hal Spacejock
When you discover a network of alien teleporters, push the robot in firstHal's ferrying a secretive passenger to a remote planet, where a dig site has unearthed ancient alien ruins.Meanwhile, a businessman needs a spaceship to flee his creditors, and Hal's will do nicely.Clunk would normally save the day, except Hal just put his rusty offsider in a museum for a handful of credits.And just when ... Read more

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When you discover a network of alien teleporters, push the robot in firstHal's ferrying a secretive passenger to a remote planet, where a dig site has unearthed ancient alien ruins.Meanwhile, a businessman needs a spaceship to flee his creditors, and Hal's will do nicely.Clunk would normally save the day, except Hal just put his rusty offsider in a museum for a handful of credits.And just when
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Just Desserts

by Simon Haynes ...

Series Book 3 - Hal Spacejock
A mysterious woman offers Hal forty thousand credits to deliver a single package to planet Jordia, and it's exactly the sort of job he can't afford to refuse.Meanwhile, his cargo of luxury produce is held in stasis, protected by a cut-price, patched-up controller that promptly explodes.The perishables immediately start to perish, and Hal must find replacement parts before a hold full of ruined ... Read more

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A mysterious woman offers Hal forty thousand credits to deliver a single package to planet Jordia, and it's exactly the sort of job he can't afford to refuse.Meanwhile, his cargo of luxury produce is held in stasis, protected by a cut-price, patched-up controller that promptly explodes.The perishables immediately start to perish, and Hal must find replacement parts before a hold full of ruined
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Max Damage

by Simon Haynes ...

Series Book 9 - Hal Spacejock
Hal and Clunk answer a distress call, and they discover a fellow pilot stranded deep inside an asteroid field.Clunk is busy at the controls, so Hal dons a spacesuit and sets off on a heroic rescue mission... ... Read more

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Hal and Clunk answer a distress call, and they discover a fellow pilot stranded deep inside an asteroid field.Clunk is busy at the controls, so Hal dons a spacesuit and sets off on a heroic rescue mission...
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Double Trouble

by Simon Haynes ...

Series Book 8 - Hal Spacejock
One case of mistaken identity. Two clueless pilots. Zero chance of a smooth landing.Hal Spacejock just landed on Alteia looking for his next big freight job. Instead, he gets abducted by a vengeful mob boss. Hal’s only hope for survival is to pass a high-stakes space flight test. Unfortunately, his entire piloting knowledge consists of pressing buttons and hoping for the best.Meanwhile, Hal’s long ... Read more

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One case of mistaken identity. Two clueless pilots. Zero chance of a smooth landing.Hal Spacejock just landed on Alteia looking for his next big freight job. Instead, he gets abducted by a vengeful mob boss. Hal’s only hope for survival is to pass a high-stakes space flight test. Unfortunately, his entire piloting knowledge consists of pressing buttons and hoping for the best.Meanwhile, Hal’s long
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Safe Art

by Simon Haynes ...

Series Book 6 - Hal Spacejock
Priceless masterworks. Daring diamond heists. And a pair of space truckers who can barely manage a landing ramp.All Clunk wants is a quiet retirement. Instead, Hal Spacejock takes on a lucrative contract transporting abstract artwork. The job immediately runs off the rails when the delivery truck disappears into an icy blizzard.Throw in undercover cops, bugged uniforms, and ruthless corporate ... Read more

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Priceless masterworks. Daring diamond heists. And a pair of space truckers who can barely manage a landing ramp.All Clunk wants is a quiet retirement. Instead, Hal Spacejock takes on a lucrative contract transporting abstract artwork. The job immediately runs off the rails when the delivery truck disappears into an icy blizzard.Throw in undercover cops, bugged uniforms, and ruthless corporate
... Read more